Watching "Earthquake" right now.
Lines from the movie:
Woman and man are fighting on an airplane.
Wife says "Well I can see who is going to be the boss in the family and it isn't me!"
Charlton Heston and woman who looks young enough to be his daughter.
"When you made love to me, you made love to me with such... such... anger!"
It also pays to be a french woman with hard nipples the whole movie.
Do not get in an elevator when there is an earthquake. Don't try to land and airplane during an earthquake... just keep flying.
When there is an Earthquake, the ground always has things that pop out of the ground. Watch out for things popping out of the ground.
When someone yells at you to turn off the gas, make sure you run in with a cigarette in your mouth.
When the earth is really shaking and you are in a high rise, make sure you stand in the window, esp. if the glass is already broken. You won't fall out. Really.
Earthquakes also last for like 15 mins.
AND FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! STAY AWAY FROM THE DAM!
Speaking of Charlton Heston, he makes me hot!
When I grow up, I want to be Charlton Heston. If I were Charlton Heston, I could save the world or people in airplanes that have no pilot. Charlston Heston is the biggest stud in the world. He was from a time when men were men and women knew their place (in the kitchen or half naked and can't talk... Not flying airplanes, etc). When it was okay to say to women you don't know "Go do your thing honey" or "I have it under control, baby".
Charlton Heston is so cool, he should not only have as many guns as he wants, but we need to give him his own personal nuclear arsenal. As a matter of fact, I wish that Charlton Heston would be president of the United States. Then you could be sure that he would nuke the hell out of those "Damn Dirty Arabs."
And to all you lesbians and straight men who read this: Charlton Heston is such a real man, he's make you straight or gay. He's head of the NRA so you know he knows how to shoot his gun, if you know what I mean.
Charlton Heston = Panty Puddles.
If you can't tell, I just watched also watched "Airport" Gotta love old '70's disaster movies.
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Article comments
1 - Dwaine AKA Scooter AKA D.J.
Vicky, honestly, why did you post this?
2 - Ms. Tek
Please don't call me Vicky.
And I posted it because it was a review on pop culture.
I also posted it because simiply, I wanted to.
3 - Dwaine AKA Scooter AKA D.J.
Hey, whatever floats your boat.
By the way, you misspelled "simply". Might wanna check that out.
4 - Ms. Tek
Thank you. If I could edit my comment, I would. I admit to being a piss poor speller.
5 - Dwaine AKA Scooter AKA D.J.
That's what I do.
6 - Dirtgrain
I crap bigger than Charlton Heston.
7 - Dwaine AKA Scooter AKA D.J.
I crap bigger than YOU, pussy. How bout them apples, Dirtball?
8 - Ms. Tek
Oh Shit... now we are comparing poop as opposed to cars, penises, etc...
The real measure of a man is how far you can PEE!
9 - duane
So, it's not processor speed or disk capacity? I've been wasting my time, dammit.
10 - Dwaine AKA Scooter AKA D.J.
I thought it was how big your wang is.
11 - Dirtgrain
Scooter, I can eat Regis and crap Cathy Lee.
12 - Dwaine AKA Scooter AKA D.J.
I can eat Batman and shit out Robin.
13 - Eric Olsen
I can eat shit and crap out diamonds
14 - Dwaine AKA Scooter AKA D.J.
Wow.
Well I can....
Never mind. I'm flabbergasted.
15 - Ms Tek
I'm scared!
16 - Dwaine AKA Scooter AKA D.J.
You should be.
17 - Dawn
I just want to say that I find this post pretty funny. Was it supposed to be, 'cuz everyone knows that I ain't too bright?
Oh, and when I crap, it hurts and sometimes I cry.
18 - Dwaine AKA Scooter AKA D.J.
A bird crapped on my new shoes once.
19 - Dirtgrain
This dude's cow ate some diamonds and he followed it around to retrieve them: Indian cow pooping diamonds under vigil:
LIMBUDI, India, Jan. 20 (UPI) -- An Indian jewelry trader who lost almost 2,000 small diamonds is now busy collecting them -- from the dung of a stray cow, the BBC reported Tuesday.
Earlier this month, Mohobat Sang Gohil realized his bag of gems was missing on his way home from work in the small town of Limbudi. He retraced his steps and determined he had dropped the bag near a herd of cows.
Gohil rounded up the cattle and took them to a compound where his hunch was confirmed.
The suspect cow was given a strict diet of dry fodder, and an all-day vigil was started to see if the diamonds would come to light.
The broker and his staff now dilute the dung make it easier to retrieve around 20 to 25 precious stones a day.
"I have taken special permission from the owner of the cow to carry out this exercise," Gohil said. The cow is a sacred animal for Hindus.
Gohil says so far, 322 diamonds have been retrieved from the cow, and he expects it will take another month to get them all back.
I wish that I had some extra stomachs.20 - Dwaine AKA Scooter AKA D.J.
I wonder who would buy those diamounds after that. What if somebody put the diamounds in their mouth thinking they were ice cubes? Yuck!
21 - Mac Diva
All I can say is, 'Hmmm.' That hasn't happened since the comments to the 'We Love a Convicted Drug Dealer Gang Leader' thread.
Vic, you have a link over at Silver Rights on your King entry I forgot to email you about.
22 - Ms Tek
Thanks, Mac Diva. I saw it. =)
As for the thread. I don't know what happened here but I am having a good giggle. ;o)
23 - anon
Charlton Heston's a twat faced shitmeister, and thats on a good day.
24 - Chris Kent
I argue that Earthquake is an undiscovered classic in cinema history, ranking a close third to Ed Wood's Glen or Glenda and Hal Needham's Megaforce.
Walter Matthau attempting to sip his giggling shot of whiskey is a Chaplinesque example of brilliant physical comedy.
My favorite line is delivered by the immortal George Kennedy, when he says to afro-wearing Victoria Principal (who just survived an attempted rape)......"I guess earthquakes just bring out the worst in people."
Though Charlton Heston's line from Airport 1975...."Climb, baby climb!!" is equally unforgettable....
25 - Mike
hyassss