TV Review: Survivor: Panama - Exile Island Episode 5

Author: JackiePublished: Mar 03, 2006 at 7:59 am 3 comments

Yeah, yeah, yeah ... I know. The Survivor folks name each episode to their liking. But I want to name the episodes myself. They called tonight's show "For Cod's Sake." Boring! Tonight's episode was "For the Love of Cod, Stack Those Skulls!" Yep, that's my title. Much better, eh?

Twelve are left. Who wll be voted out tonight?

After the inevitable lengthy recap, the show opened to Bruce and Aras squabbling about priorities, thinking of the tribe as a whole, rock-garden building and on and on. Aras tells the cameras that he wishes he could get sent to Exile Island just to get away from Bruce. Well, we know what he won't find if he's sent there.

Let's just head off to the Rewards Challenge to get away from all the fussing and fighting. Playing for fish, beans, rice and wine, the tribes had to work together and depend on each other in sort of a bucket brigade challenge. Three tribemates were on marked areas in a line perhaps ten to fifteen feet away from each other. Another had to run to a boat to retrieve the items and each tossed to the next person. The last person had to chop off the head and tail of the fish and add them to the stash. The fish were the stumbling block due to size and the fact they were very slippery.

Casaya won, winning all the foodstuffs and wine. La Mina didn't go home empty-handed, though. They had their choice of rice or beans. Regretfully, they chose the beans. (Duh! Don't they know what beans do to your digestive system? @@ — patented Jackie eyeroll) They went home with the beans, but without Terry. Casaya once again chose to put him on Exile Island.

Day 12 and Casaya returned to a flooded camp, no fire to cook the fish they had won. Sashimi! Sushi! Cirie balked, but I saw she was eating the raw fish with everyone else. They should be happy, but of course they aren't. Bruce is ticked off at Courtney because she's doing yoga in his rock garden. Bobby and Bruce think that others have stolen their sleeping spots so they lock themselves in the outhouse and down the last bottle of wine. While in there, they bonded and promised not to vote for each other. Don't believe that saying "my word is bond." Perhaps it was the wine promising not to vote for each other. Cirie is practicing her flying; flying under the radar, that is. She's decided she'll let them all kill each other off and then she'll rise like the Phoenix from the ashes of destruction.

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  • 1 - Brent

    Mar 03, 2006 at 1:12 pm

    Sorry but I have to say this:

    "We'll move right along." Not unlike the beans.

  • 2 - Brent

    Mar 03, 2006 at 1:16 pm

    Actually I should have read the whole post before writing my first comment. Bruce voted for Courtney, Bobby voted for Bruce, and Shane voted for Arras. The women did their own dirty work, probably because the guys let them.

  • 3 - Jackie

    Mar 03, 2006 at 4:59 pm

    GROAN to your first comment, Brent! And, to the second... thank you for the correction. I managed to break a glass in my hand as I set it down... right at the end of the show. I barely caught the votes, but thought Bruce voted Bobby. Oops! Of course, now I'm inspired to write a new epic - "Blood on the Blog." ;-)

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