Christopher Knight, best known for playing Peter Brady (right), explains to Dr. Charles Franklin (center) how he lost his watch inside the patient.LOS ANGELES (PoopyCaca.com) – After the success of Dancing With The Stars and Skating With Celebrities, Fox plans to introduce a show with celebrities tackling a new challenge in, Surgery With The Stars.
Fox spokesperson, Stephen Cameron, announced the show at a press conference attended by several of the cast members who will be participating in Surgery With The Stars, including Master P, former pro wrestler Joanie Laurer aka Chyna aka Chynna Doll, Christopher Knight, Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth (The Apprentice) and porn “actor” Ron Jeremy, who will be the first celebrity to perform a sex change operation, transforming a male patient into a woman.
“It’s gonna be weird to cut off the thing that’s paid my bills all these years,” Jeremy remarked. “I hope I can keep it as a souvenir.”
Chyna will perform breast implant surgery in the first installment of Surgery With The Stars.Celebrities teamed with surgeons for a three-week training period prior to performing a surgical procedure, which will be performed at UCLA in a surgery theater, where a studio audience and surgery experts from around the world will look on. The experts will judge the success of each procedure, giving points for time, decision making, use of tools and patient survival.
Stephen Cameron said the debut of Surgery With The Stars will be delayed several weeks after Leif Garret, who was scheduled to perform a triple-bypass this week, was arrested in Los Angeles for heroin possession.
“Leif was doing great during the three week surgery training with Dr. Charles Franklin of Cedars-Sinai Medical Center here in Los Angeles, but the unfortunate circumstances has made him performing any surgery… problematic,” Cameron stated.
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