But the funniest thing all night was her sketch with Armstrong. She's just arriving home from a long tour, and Lance Armstrong insists on playing her this song he's written for her- with musical accompaniment by the gardeners. Armstrong's song was of course actively and purposely hideous, as he's pronouncing himself now her equal as a songwriter.
The thing that made it so funny is that Armstrong's stupid song proposing that they move to Africa so that Sherl Crow can be his "Nubian princess" was a more memorable, moving and interesting piece of music than his woman's "real" songs. Sheryl Crow is just awful, the very textbook definition of mediocrity.
I would have been throwing stuff at the screen if those utterly flavorless corporate country folk rock food products had been in any way memorable. As it was though, the songs were so boring that my mind drifted away to random thoughts mid-song before the annoyance could build to the activity of blasting that tv with a 20 gauge shotgun in the blessed name of Elvis.
How awful is Sheryl Crow's music? It's so bad that I came back to the computer after this show and listened to some Mariah Carey to get the taste out of my mouth. Seriously, this Crow crap made "We Belong Together" start to sound personal and uncalculated. Sheryl Crow makes Mariah Carey start to sound like soul music.
I'm sure that Ms Crow's a fine human being, however. I'm sure she'll be a great wife for Mr Armstrong. I hope she bears him many fine beautiful children that will keep her busy and away from music.