TV Review: Hell's Kitchen - Episode 3

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Author: JackiePublished: Jun 20, 2006 at 10:49 pm 4 comments

Last night FOX TV aired the third episode of this season’s Hell’s Kitchen. Well, they aired the second episode first and then, of course, we had to sit through the recap of the episode that just aired. It’s enough to make you dizzy! I don’t know if they’ll be doing that all season, but speaking for myself, I find it a waste. I’d rather see something new!

Ah, onto the show.

Although it’s hard to believe, it seems Chef Gordon Ramsay is having an even tougher time with this season’s contestants than he did with the last season’s. Or, he’s just working himself up to a lather for the camera.

The contestants themselves—for the most part—really don’t seem like world-class chefs ready to take on a luxurious Las Vegas restaurant. Some of them seem more inclined to work the greasy roadside stops than a “real” restaurant. But, what do I know? I’m just an eater.

Hell's KitchenAs we started the third episode, most of the contestants are at odds with each other as much as they are with Ramsay. Garrett doesn’t like Tom, Sara hates Heather, and no one seems to like anyone very much. I’m just embarrassed by the two from the state where I reside. Folks, New Jersey isn’t being properly represented by Tom and Keith. I don’t think I’d want to eat a greaseburger prepared by either of them.

In a three entrée competition, the Red Team (women) won once again, even though they only prepared two of the entrées. Mirabel is absolutely out of her league. She missed the relay of one of the dishes resulting in only two entrées. But, the men did even worse. Yeah, they had three entrées, but none of them were palatable. As reward, the women went off on a yacht while the men had to do all of Hell’s Kitchen laundry — by hand, with a washboard.

The men were full of sexist comments both during the laundry and again after the women returned. I wanted Garrett and Heather to get in a knockdown-drag-out brouhaha, but it was only verbal. Rats.

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  • 1 - Jack Box

    Jun 21, 2006 at 12:21 am

    It seems pretty obvious that Ramsey (or the producers) are manipulating conflict and the "right" choices for elimination are based on pure entertainment value. In the first season, we viewers got by on surprise. This time around, there is a degree of predictablity which erodes the acceptance of reality. Worse, I don't really care about anyone on the show at this point. Perversely, this actually helps the show because I want Ramsey to flip out more often and at a higher degree. I want him to punish the contestants because I don't care about any of them. But I don't know if this will sustain this viewer. I might switch over to Boomerang and watch Batman.

  • 2 - Cass

    Jun 21, 2006 at 9:52 am

    I love to hear them trash-talk Ramsay and then STILL fall apart in the kitchen. They get what they deserve. Maribel is out of her league. She'll be gone next, if the women lose.

  • 3 - Brent

    Jun 21, 2006 at 1:54 pm

    Best moment of the night was fat ex-stockbroker Tom telling the confessional camera that Ramsay - the ex-soccer player from one of the poorer areas of Glasgow - had better not get in a street fight with him, and then later saying that the only thing that kept him (Tom) from beating on Gordon was the agreement he signed not to attack anyone. Tom might get in one punch, but I wouldn't bet on it.

  • 4 - Dorothy Buttar

    Jan 06, 2007 at 8:16 pm

    We enjoy the show alot and wish to know if they are comming back on t.v in 2007

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