Yes, Lily’s big secret was finally revealed. She aborted Rufus’ child. Frankly, with all the build-up I was hoping for something a little more scandalous, like a South American donkey show.
Memo to Rufus: Who cares? Get over it. Stop being like your idiot son. She finally wants you and your idiotic decade old hit song. The time to stop being so moralistically judgmental is when hot blondes are involved. Do I have to say this to someone in the Humphrey family every week?
Memo to Lily: With you being a socialite and your dead husband being on the front page of the New York Times, maybe you could have waited a week before potentially running off with Rufus. By the way, letting your 17-year-old daughter go off to Buenos Aires with a scumbag artist is probably not the best parenting move that you’ve ever made. Then again it’s also far from the worst.
On second thought, I suppose it's possible that Lily just gave the baby up for adoption. Nevertheless, put me down as rooting for the abortion.
Cyrus Marries Eleanor – Jenny Makes the Jacket
How exactly did Eleanor get her reputation as such a great designer when she is constantly being out-hustled by a 14-year-old? Nevertheless, Cyrus instantly becomes the best parent on the show. Well, as long as Derota doesn’t count.
Eric Intrigue
Just what is up with you and your gay lover? Sadly, it will probably take another ten episodes to find out.
The Sleaziest PI Ever
Aren’t there laws about selling information? Didn’t the Bass family already purchase the abortion news once? Scumbag!
Where is Chuck Bass?
My guess is wandering the earth like Caine from Kung Fu and Sam Jackson from Pulp Fiction. Why, oh why, can't Chuck and Blair just be happy?
Article comments
1 - Maximo
I think that is
"On second thought, I suppose it's possible that Lily just gave the baby up for adoption"
An abortion is that you say "Frankly, with all the build-up I was hoping for something a little more scandalous, like a South American donkey show".
But, the second option is an scandal, because Serene and his brother has another brother.