Mikey, the blind Scot, deserves to win for wearing Sara's fuchsia satin Ann Summers sleeping mask around the house during the day, and removing it to go to sleep. I will love him forever for that.
Sara, an oddly submissive young Australian, deserves not only the prize but a medal for tolerating the horrendous groping and slobbering inflicted on her by Darnell at any given opportunity when she's willing, and his immature sadism when she isn't. She has surely provided a public service in alerting unsuspecting girls to the dangers of nicotine addiction and taking pity on weak men.
Oh, and don't forget Rachel. Rachel is so easily overlooked. Rachel, the "boring" young woman from Wales, deserves to win for being a decent human being. Seriously.
I‘m looking forward to the finale on Friday night, but I won’t be voting. Honest.
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