Subway then offered to sponsor the next season on AI and since Kenneth Lay had dropped his plans to appear as a guest judge, apparently Jared is in for a “Songs about Food and Diets” theme night. Lay’s former company was going to sponsor the show, but the producers drew the line at a “How to Rip Off Shareholders and Avoid Conviction” theme night. As they explained, it was a gesture of respect to Justice Scalia, who apparently has a deep understanding of the history of gestures in the Catholic Church. It would have been fun, Katherine Harris was going to be in charge of counting the votes through Dieblod Cellular.
After Shakira’s security cleared a group of old men in trench coats from the studio audience, the show then did the AI non-musical chairs routine. Can you imagine how long it takes them in rehearsals to get them in place for that? All these screams of “What do you mean you want me to sit near Lisa and Bucky?”
I can just see everyone Wednesday night pushing to squeeze into that front row with Taylor and Mandisa.
“Hey, I was about to sit next to Taylor! You took my seat.”
“Well, kiss mah grits, It’s mah seat now.”
“What if, what if, what if.”
“You know, I don’t really belong up here next to Bucky, but do you see me complaining.”
“Yeah, well did you watch the playback video?”
“Come on guys, can’t we just work it out, unh ?”
“Look Paris, it’s okay that you did Beyonce, but don’t get any ideas about doing Shakira, at least not the way Shakira did Shakira tonight."
“If I could just tell Kelly Clarkson that because of you, I’m sitting up here by myself.”
This week, the show had two points to make in the eliminations. First, they showed America how mysteriously popular Bucky Covington really is. My theory is that he doesn’t just have one identical twin. Well, if you are one of the twelve people who saw that move with Ewan Mcgregor and Scarlett Joahannson called The Island, you might get where I'm going here? I’m pretty sure there are forty thousand Bucky Covington clones in a holler somewhere in the Carolinas waiting to be cast as extras in Dukes of Hazzard 2 where Daisy Duke pretends to be a dancer at Nick Lachey’s next bachelor party. In the meantime, every Tuesday night the clones dutifully dial a Bucky 866 number on their cell phones while having conversations with one another that no one north of Durham can understand.
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hey wyclef sak pase , how are u , I know now because of u most people started to like haitians that's good. I know that you keep on do the right things , just keep it like that , I like the way you are , I heard that u gonna play on a movie that all good , all right I love you by the way [Personal contact info deleted] I also want to ask you would you like to be apart of a movie that my friend wrote the name is what u gon' do, that movie it's about haitian children what happen to them when they first come from haiti, yo know when you first go the school and you don't know how to speak english them kids they been bothering you actually the movie is about me, if you can contact me back that will be good god bless you, by the way wyclef don't forget l'union faire la force bye.