The judges all agree that Korto’s gown was “beauty pageant.” They love her sense of color, though, and ability to construct well. This particular gown, unfortunately, “was every cliche.” Michael Kors assesses Kenley’s design aesthetic with “fun, flirty, fifties” but says today’s garment was “a total loss of taste.” Georgina couldn’t see anything of Kenley’s “flirty florals” in the gown. The judges continue discussing Kenley, worrying about her “attitude.” Kors worries that she might “take a knife out and kill” a buyer who didn’t like a dress. Nina laughs, and Michael says Kenley “is rude!” Heidi takes a left turn by saying she is “intrigued” and wants to know what Kenley would do at Fashion Week. Kors agrees immediately: “Her clothes are entertaining!” Suddenly everyone’s on board the S.S. Kenley.
The four judges try to decide which of the four designers will go to fashion week. “They all want to go,” Heidi winces. “They’re all so distinct” Kors appraises. The designers line up on the runway. Jerell wins the challenge. And who is in or out? They all are! That’s right. They all are. Fish dress, prom dress, beauty pageant dress and Norma Desmond’s dress are all going to Fashion Week. It should be entertaining, folks! Kenley was right: Give the people what they want. Apparently, what Bravo thinks we want is more drama. Next week, it looks like Bravo more than delivers. Yes, the others still hate Kenley. And she still cries about it. One of them won’t get to compete at Bryant Park; it will all depend upon their actual collections. Ooh, the drama, and the trauma, and the something nasty in the woodshed. So let’s tow those DVRs; we're setting our course for the H.M.S. Hysteria. Wouldn’t want to miss a moment. See you there.
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