Top 10 Worst Films of 2008 - Page 4

Part of: Ten at a Time

1. 10,000 BC

I never would have guessed that Roland Emmerich's (the guy who did Independence Day and The Day After Tomorrow) historically inaccurate 10,000 BC would stay top of my list of worst films of the year right until the end (note sarcasm there). Words cannot adequately describe how historically inaccurate this thing is, with mammoths helping to make the pyramids, leading characters speaking English thousands of years before anyone actually was speaking it, and people who look like they've just stepped out of a magazine wearing lipstick and eye-liner. It's just laughable, utterly embarrassing. Emmerich usually has a knack of making a film entertaining in spite of everything else that may be wrong with it simply with enjoyable action sequences but he even fails to get that right here. The action is sub-par at best and sleep-inducing at worst; not even the vast array of different predatory animals — such as tigers, lizards, and mammoths — can make it even halfway enjoyable. This is the dumbest, least enjoyable, least worthwile, official worst film of 2008.

Dishonourable mentions (in no particular order):

The Cottage, Jumper, Spike, Australia, The Strangers

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  • 1 - Jordan Richardson

    Jan 07, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    Interesting list.

    I actually quite liked Redacted and didn't mind The Happening either. Zohan had a few laughs, too.

    I'd consider:

    Space Chimps
    Meet the Spartans
    Disaster Movie
    The X-Files: I Want to Believe
    Star Wars: The Clone Wars
    Rambo


    Ugh. I honestly rather watch Zohan ten times over than see any of those again.

  • 2 - Ross Miller

    Jan 07, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    Thankfully I managed to avoid all but one of those (I did see Rambo, but I ended up not minding because of the last half hour of full-on, crazy violence).

    My list isn't "the worst of the worst" of ALL movies from 2008 because I managed to skip some of the absolute crap (such as Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans). My list is just the worst of those I personally saw.

  • 3 - Arlo J. Wiley

    Jan 07, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    Oh man, The Happening is awesome. I mean, yeah, it's actually awful, but it is so rare to see a filmmaker of Shyamalan's stature fail so completely and spectacularly that it kind of inspires awe.

    Definitely the funniest movie I saw all year.

  • 4 - jaylord l.

    Jan 08, 2009 at 4:37 am

    uhm...i think the happenin g is really awful...indeed. your right it is somewhat like incomplete...but if polished can be a very nice film..

  • 5 - heloise

    Jan 08, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    Ihave not seen any of your worst movies. But I did see Australia. It is not a worst just confused. My worst so far is Mama Mia, why did they make it? My question.

    Heloise

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