What with all the turmoil at the Vatican and the continuing struggle for Iraq's fledgling democracy, it's nice to finally see some real news come across the wires.
Yes, Paris Hilton has severed ties with her junkie pop-star-spawn friend, Nicole Richie. The uncharacteristically closed-lipped Hilton had only this to say: "Nicole knows what she did, and that's all I'm ever going to say about it."
Wow. Richie must have done something truly horrible, like release the phone numbers and email address of all of her rich and famous friends to the general public. Maybe it's because Richie lost a bunch of weight at the same time that Hilton put a bit of much-needed meat on her anorexic frame. Either way, one thing is for sure: life will never be, dare I say, so simple again.
Rumor has it that Kimberly Stewart, the spoiled rich-kid daughter of Rod Stewart, will replace Richie on The Simple Life. Given her lineage, Stewart is, of course, a bit difficult to look at. Paris must have looked high and low to find a ditzy blonde who could never out-prettify her, and, given that the PowerGirls skanks are otherwise disposed, I am impressed with her choice.
Who can argue that Paris Hilton is not destined to thrive in the harsh (and occassionally green-tinted) glare of the spotlight? I only shudder to think what the world stands to lose when Paris inevitably gives up the party circuit to take over the reins of her father's hotel empire.
Article comments
1 - Ashley
My name is Ashley HEWGILL i AM A HUGE FAN OF Paris Hilton.I know everything about about her.She is my number one fan...I don't know anyone who likes her more than I do.
2 - Harris Tilton
How can I put this to you eloquently???
Ashley you are f***ing retarded.
3 - dezerai
i am a huge fan of Paris i love her shows and everything i kno everytihng bout her i want to go to see her so yeah
GO PARIS!!
4 - valerie
Paris Hilton is hot... I wish I knew how much she weighed and how tall she is..
5 - mely
i wish i knew that too =)
6 - Bob A. Booey
According to IMDB, she's 5'8" and 34B-25-35. It doesn't say her weight, but I'd guess she's somewhere around 115 pounds - 120 pounds. But you girls shouldn't try to be all anorexic because of her, although being hot is good. She also dyes her hair blonde and wears fake blue contact lenses to cover up her brown eyes, which is a bit weird.
Unlike Paris, don't drop out of high school, make porn with loser guys and call people the N-word.
That is all.
7 - mandy
Don't forget about dating a backstreet boy.
8 - love her!
UMM I LOVE PARIS HILTON! I DONT KNOW WHY...SHES BENN LIKE MY ROLE MODEL FOR EVER AND ALL MY FRIENDS WONDER WHY...THEY HATE HER...BUT I ABSOLUTLY DONT!!!! LOVE YA MUCH!
9 - Jessica
Paris is totally my role model...or one of many. I love her abs and want them my measurements are 32-25-33 but i just want those abs lol.
10 - party crasher
what does she do? i mean really, why do you look up to paris hilton? for what? what has she done other than be a spoiled, uneducated, mean, dumb, selfish, anorexic, phoney with a pointy body and face?
11 - party crasher
good choice girls, i'm glad to see where the future of women is headed. *applause*
12 - I'm scared
I'm glad to see where the future of our country is heading...ARE YOU GIRLS SERIOUS?!?!
13 - nichole
you ever heard the song stupid girls? pretty much sums up all of you Paris wannabes.
Have some pride in yourself and idolize someone with talent, brains and dignity. not just semi-good looks and money.
14 - cclm07
well, i really don't care about paris hilton, but she has the same build as me (5'9" 125)...she's 5'8" (probably around 120-130)...if she weighed much less than that she might look anorexic(sp) you can say she already does look anorexic, but that would imply that a lot of healthy people are too...ever consider that maybe she just exercises and keeps in shape?
15 - Pete Blackwell
My article praised Paris for gaining weight. She doesn't look anorexic now, which is what I wrote.
And yes, I think we've all seen her workout routine...
16 - craby
All I can say is... Damn, there are a lot of stupid bimbos out there. If these girls idolize plastc surgery, money and a lack a of brains they got the B*&ch. The only way they could go dumber would be add Jessica Simpson to their icon list and their all set. What do you say girls? Add her and go for a perfect zero in the intelligence department?
17 - nicky
paris hilton is my role model i look just like her but just hav a different name lol
18 - jennie
blah. i dont look up to paris hilton at all but just let her be. i mean, her family is already filthy rich..why go to school when she doesn't need to? idk..shes human too..its probably not the best choice but i think if one of us was her n having millions of $$ coming in each day..would u bother to actually do "work"? neways, just me 2cents. please dont bash me..i dont mean it in ne other way heH.
19 - Barbiie
Paris is my idol! i admire her soo much! & Ashley hw cn Paris b ur No1 fan?! tha makes no sense!!
20 - Paris Jr.
F all of u tricks i am the biggest Paris Hilton fan and that final. I don't have to explain how much i love her because it is just to much [Personal contact info deleted]
"Thats Hot, You're NOT!"
21 - x:HANNAH:x
paris hilton! she's so awsmmm!
SHES WHAT I CALL A REAL GIRL ROLE MODEL!
22 - Diana
yah man i love paris! she's the Sh*t she made me
laugh so hard on all her shows..how the fcuk is she so danm skinny..