The Oscars Are Here: Liveblogging The 78th Annual Academy Awards

Despite all pretensions, dissensions, and interventions, the Oscars are still the awards to beat - in terms of shock and awe, in terms of name-brand appeal, and in terms of some pretty good films. Dissenters from the Oscar parade are as old as the Oscars. Whether it is the Razzies, people who have declined the Oscar, or all those other punk award wanna-be's, the Oscars rule, at least for one night every year, and tonight's the night.

The 78th Annual Academy Awards, awarded by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences kicks off in less than an hour, this year from the Kodak Theatre on the corner of Hollywood and Highland, and televised live by the ABC Television Network beginning at 5 p.m. PST/8 p.m. EST. Comedian/political satirist Jon Stewart, host of the Daily Show, will host for the first time. He commented, when informed he would be the host, "As a performer, I'm truly honored to be hosting the show. Although, as an avid watcher of the Oscars, I can't help but be a little disappointed with the choice. It appears to be another sad attempt to smoke out Billy Crystal."

The Razzies, in case you were wondering:

WORST PICTURE: Dirty Love
WORST ACTRESS: Jenny McCarthy, Dirty Love
WORST ACTOR: Rob Schneider, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Paris Hilton, House of Wax
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Hayden Christensen, Star Wars: Episode III--Revenge of the Sith
WORST ONSCREEN COUPLE: Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell, Bewitched
WORST DIRECTOR: John Asher, Dirty Love
WORST SCREENPLAY: Dirty Love
WORST SEQUEL OR REMAKE: Son of the Mask
MOST TIRESOME TABLOID TARGET: Tom Cruise: Katie Holmes, Oprah's Couch, the Eiffel Tower and Tom's Baby

Chip in below with your thoughts on the Oscars as they proceed, trivia, and later, with your opinions on why the Oscar should have gone to...

The nominations, in case you missed them earlier:

Best motion picture of the year

Brokeback Mountain (Focus Features)
A River Road Entertainment Production
Diana Ossana and James Schamus, Producers

Capote (UA/Sony Pictures Classics)
An A-Line Pictures/Cooper’s Town/ Infinity Media Production
Caroline Baron, William Vince and Michael Ohoven, Producers

Crash (Lions Gate)
A Bob Yari/DEJ/Blackfriar’s Bridge/ Harris Company/ApolloProscreen GmbH & Co./Bull’s Eye Entertainment Production
Paul Haggis and Cathy Schulman, Producers

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  • 1 - Aaman

    Mar 05, 2006 at 7:51 pm

    Walk The Line should have been nominated for Best Picture, and Silent Waters, from Pakistan for Best Foreign Film

  • 2 - Aaman

    Mar 05, 2006 at 8:05 pm

    Billy Crystal, Chris Rock, Steve Martin, Whoopi Goldberg, David Letterman, make zany experiences declining to host the Oscars, and Mel Gibson in Mayan decline - then Jon Stewart wakes up in bed (with who?)...

    An auspicious beginning

  • 3 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Mar 05, 2006 at 8:10 pm

    damn the UK and it's lack of coverage!!! Aaman, you are doin me a great service, and sundry others, i'd wager. be sure an report all there is to report with regards Kirsten's dress, hair etc. and also, Murderball winnin best documentary would be lovely.

  • 4 - BrokenBack

    Mar 05, 2006 at 8:14 pm

    Funny gay-themed pastiche of classic Westerns

  • 5 - Aaman

    Mar 05, 2006 at 8:19 pm

    Best Supporting Actor goes to...George Clooney for Syriana

    I think he sure deserved it

  • 6 - Lisa McKay

    Mar 05, 2006 at 8:22 pm

    Jon's opening monologue was pretty funny - I thought he looked really nervous at the start but warmed up a bit after he got a couple of laughs.

  • 7 - Aaman

    Mar 05, 2006 at 8:28 pm

    Oscar for Visual Effects better not go to Narnia

  • 8 - Pratyush

    Mar 05, 2006 at 8:29 pm

    No Star Movies working here in Calcutta, India.

    Bah.

  • 9 - Aaman

    Mar 05, 2006 at 8:29 pm

    The Visual Effects Oscar went to King Kong - a remake that sure was fabulous

  • 10 - Lisa McKay

    Mar 05, 2006 at 8:30 pm

    I find the music playing during acceptance speeches to be highly intrusive and annoying.

  • 11 - Aaman

    Mar 05, 2006 at 8:31 pm

    Camille Paglia and Cintra Wilson are simul-critiquing the Oscars

  • 12 - Aaman

    Mar 05, 2006 at 8:33 pm

    Best Animated feature film went to "Wallace and Gromit" - I haven't seen it, but I wish it went to "Howl" - Miyazaki is so good, even though this might not be his best

  • 13 - Aaman

    Mar 05, 2006 at 8:48 pm

    All the short films are available for download on iTunes, and it makes sense now to watch 'Six Shooter', which won 'live-action short'

  • 14 - Aaman

    Mar 05, 2006 at 8:50 pm

    And to follow-up, best animated short is given to 'The Moon And the Son'

  • 15 - Aaman

    Mar 05, 2006 at 8:53 pm

    What connects Chicago and a Geisha?

  • 16 - Lisa McKay

    Mar 05, 2006 at 8:54 pm

    Besides the costume designer?

  • 17 - Aaman

    Mar 05, 2006 at 8:57 pm

    the Oscar award for best costumes

  • 18 - Sister Ray

    Mar 05, 2006 at 8:58 pm

    Jennifer Annison looked great (so did Russell Crowe :->). I liked that she cut the comedy. I didn't get Ben Stiller's skit.

  • 19 - Aaman

    Mar 05, 2006 at 9:00 pm

    Anyone notice that fishes moving in harmony seems to be the in-thing in advertising - Mcdonalds and JCP used the same thing

  • 20 - Lisa McKay

    Mar 05, 2006 at 9:04 pm

    Most of the gowns have been lovely, except for that flower-thingy on the front of Naomi Watts' dress.

  • 21 - Aaman

    Mar 05, 2006 at 9:09 pm

    Best Supporting Actress went to Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain:)

    Actually Rachel Weiss in Constant Gardener:)

    And the music is annoying

  • 22 - swingingpuss

    Mar 05, 2006 at 9:14 pm

    Wal-mart had the best ad so far, perhaps surprisingly - short and sweet, and stylish, unlike 'Tab - the local energy drink for women'

  • 23 - Lisa McKay

    Mar 05, 2006 at 9:20 pm

    Lauren Bacall was a bit scary.

  • 24 - Sister Ray

    Mar 05, 2006 at 9:22 pm

    Kudos to Ms. Bacall, and it was fun seeing all those black and white movies.

    I must be in a curmudgeonly mood tonight - Jon Stewart is really annoying me.

    The guy from "Hustle and Flow" looked so different from how he looked in the movie.

  • 25 - Aaman

    Mar 05, 2006 at 9:26 pm

    Best documentary goes to the richly deserving "March Of the Penguins", who take a few fake penguins up on stage

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