The Immortal Granny Clampett

Irene Ryan was born 10-17-1902. She would have been 100 years old today. We sure need her now.

Daisy Mae Moses struck a chord with many millions of country folk. They saw reflections of classic ideas of their strong granny women who raised the families and kept everything on track.

We need more of them. If there were more hardcore granny folk like this on duty, you wouldn't have half the nonsense that's going on in the world. You wouldn't have idiot kids shooting up schools, that's for sure. She'd have brought them up better than that. She sure wouldn't be bringing them up to whine and pitch and bitch every time they didn't get their way.

Also, Granny Clampett could handle the likes of some punk like Saddam Hussein. Usually, Jed would haul her off before she killed someone. This one, he'd probably just let her have at.

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Unreformed hawkish Hoosier hillbilly Al Barger runs the still squeezin' down the psychodelic Kentucky moonshine at More Things. What with the paranoid religious visions, the Pentecostal music, visions of God and anarchy running amok and such, somebody …

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  • 1 - LINDA LOGAN

    Feb 18, 2004 at 2:12 pm

    HELLO I HAVE ALLWAYS WANTED TO SEE A PICTURE OF GRANNY WITH HER HAIR DOWN TO SEE HOW LONG IT ACTUALLY IS.IF YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF HER LIKE THAT PLEASE SEND ME 1.[8X10]IN COLOR AND PLEASE PUT IT IN AN ENVELOPE SO IT WON'T GET MESSED UP.SHE PASSED AWAY THE SAME DAY OF MY SISTERS BIRTHDAY.THE ADDRESS IS:P. O. BOX 262; BRUCE,MISS.38915.I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU REAL SOOON.THE FAX NO. IS:1-662-983-7806. THANKS,LINDA

  • 2 - duane

    Feb 18, 2004 at 2:36 pm

    That's right, Al. No doubt kids would be a helluva lot better at cipherin' too. When I was a young boy (back sometime in the last century), we learned our gazintas till we knew them cold. That's because my teachers had an element of Granny in them.

  • 3 - Hillary

    Apr 23, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    I love granny she's my favortie tv character

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