Dawn Of The Dead, by way of counteracting the lack of philosophical musings, went ahead and utilised some spectacular sleight-of-hand, by way of a brilliant opening, some adrenaline molesting violence, lashings of guts and some nice black comedy interludes. Not the best horror flick of the year, and not even the best zombie flick of the year, and not even the best zombie flick of the year that has "…Of The Dead" in the title, but a bustin' bag of cackles and hilarity nonetheless. Read The Duke's Appraisal.
Dodgeball
Funny as this shit was, and it was funny as a "cock flavoured lollypop", The Duke just can't shake the notion that it failed to live up to the potential. It's consistently amusing, and maybe it's a sign of just how damn good this year was for anything concerning chuckles that it doesn't make the list, but the fact remains that the folks involved were funnier in other flicks, and two of them have 2004 next to the title.
Still, seeing a man get spanners flung at his head is always worth an hour and a half of any motherfucker's day. And you just can't fault that "cock flavoured lollypop" gag.
Team America - World Police
This right here had a lot of stuff going for it. It had incredibly funny songs. It had a brilliant opening ten minutes. It pretended to despise all those Bruckheimer / Simpson pictures but couldn't hide the fact that deep down it loved the shit out of them.
However the hell, forty minutes in, some shit started to make itself known. For one thing, it ran out of ideas. For another thing, calling folks F.A.G's isn't funny. It's what playground bullies yell at the kids who prefer to watch some Woody Allen than grab each other's dicks on a football field by way of being manly. And that's without mentioning how the message, i.e., Apathy Is The Way Forward, is as disgusting as any amount of puppet-puke.
When it works, though, this is as good as the best South Park episodes. When it doesn't, it's like the ones that decide to call Paris Hilton a whore for half an hour. Smug, self-righteous and thoroughly unpleasant. Read The Duke's Appraisal.
Battle Royale 2 - Requiem
What it is, y'see, is that I dunno if this is a very, very smart satire, or a very, very stupid garble of bollock-paste. The former is supported by overwrought dialogue and the shameless pillaging of Hollywood war-movie set-pieces. Incidentally, all this supports the latter argument, too. So is it blindingly intelligent or shoddy arse hack-work? We'll never fucking know. What we do know is that it's a hell of an exhilarating ride. You can read This Review From Back A Long Many Days Ago, when The Duke reviewed for The Harry Knowles Digest under the assumed pseudonym Ed Wood.
Article comments
1 - Aaman
Duke, this post is worthy of printing out, framing (or rolling up, as some might) and treasuring for a brief, valued while.
Excellent characterisations - Hellboy and Collateral probably could be bumped into the main list - but a man's got only so much room, I guess.
2 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
aw thanks Aaman. Yeah, as i said up yonder, any other year and both those flicks would've been in the main list. Just goes to show how marvellous this year was for the feature-flicks, if little else.
3 - Aaman
Actually, that was what cheesed me off in 2003 - The King flick stealing the honors from so many other excellent films, so they were overshadowed
4 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
great spider, though.
5 - Eric Berlin
Duke -
I've been waiting for a moment when I had the proper focus to dig through this amazing meal of a list you're provided.
I love all of your specialty awards, first off. Reminds me for some weird reason when I played rugby and teammates would be awarded the Hands of Stone award and such.
I think I've seen less than half of the films you've mentioned (my Netflix queue is tied up with The Shield, The Wire, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm... I guess I am a bit of a TV-aholic, just in DVD-form) so I've found a good many additions to my Netflix list here.
I agree wholeheartedly with your takes on Eternal Sunshine, Dodgeball, and Napoleon Dynamite.
Being a bit of a comedy junkie, I'll take issue with you on a few points:
- I thought that Starsky & Hutch was, at best, very so-so. Dodgeball had a lot more life to it, and a good many more laughs
- Where's Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle at? Maybe it's an '03 release? In any event, it was the funniest movie I saw in '04. Maybe it's because I grew up around a bunch of hipster Asian kids in New York (many of whom are my bestest friends), but it was a hilarious ride of a film. Neal Patrick "NPH" Harris deadpanning about staining up the fellas car with "That was a dick move"? Greatness.
- I fully expected crude with Team America, and crude I got. But it was the best of Matt & Trey in song-crafting, scouring the F out of EVERYBODY (right & left & Matt Damon), and subversive messaging. And God damn if "Everybody's Got AIDS" was in my head for weeks after the showing... "Come on everybody, we're got quilting to do!"
Duke, please keep on with your filmic raging into that good night...
Eric Berlin
Dumpster Bust: Miracles from Mind Trash
6 - Eric Olsen
Dukey, Duker, DukeDuke - a rollercoaster ride of merriment and insight. Although I loved KB2 and hated 21 Grams, of the others on your list I saw, pretty much total fucking agreement: Eternal Sunshine (crazy convoluted concept AND burning emotional/relationship truth), Incredibles, Spidey 2, and Harry Potter 3 in particular. In fact our siamese twin agreement on so many issues makes the disagreements alarmingly jarring (Did he have a seizure? Is the UK version perversely different? Did I forget my medication?)
Anyway, an unvarnished pleasure.
7 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
Hey folks
Eric B - (i believe someone already made the Rakim joke), thank you as always! I too am something of a telly-DVD fan, and at the minute i've got two-seasons worth of The Sopranos to catch up with. I bought em about a year ago and never got round to it yet. Also the 2nd series of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
I honestly thought Starsky And Hutch was better, more consistentally funny than Dodgeball, but i stil loved the latter. Just Starsky's romantic comedy overtones were so wonderful, is all. That scene where the blonde one plays the david soul song at the party. Absoloutely stunning.
I haven't seen Harold And Kumar... although i've heard many good things about it of late. It's one of those flicks (like Birth and so on) that may well have impacted the list, but that i couldn't envision seeing in the near future, although hope to as soon as Region 2 DVD's are available. As for the Aids song in TA, i thought that was one of the lesser ditties to be honest. I've been singing America! Fuck Yeah! to myself since i saw it, though.
Eric O - I've never been called Dukey Duker Duke-Duke, and i must admit the sensation si far from unpleasant. Perhaps i will call myself such from now on. It's even got a melodic quality, like you could whistle it, almost.
You HATED 21 grams? How so? I honestly thought it was a masterpiece, a brilliant piece of work. As to KB2, that seems to be the way of it. its a love it or hate it thing. i went to see it with she who was The Duchess until the fucking gods conspired for to fuck a fellas plans up the hole, and she hated the first one. This one, though, she loved, and couldn't understand why i was grumbling on the way out.
Maybe the UK one is different after all. heh. Always one more DVD edition to be milked. After all, Shrek 2 was different over here (with Larry King's voice being replaced by our ever-wonderful Jonathan Ross, although if perchance you downloaded and saw it at the cinema also, as i did, then what happens is you get both. downlaoding flicks increases our knowledge of other cultures, is what. Or the same culture with a different accent at least.)
And to all- apologies that my DVD list isn't up yet this week. Owing to the subtle hints i dropped here and there you may or may not be aware that things have been better in The Land De Duke, so i ain't been in the proper frame of mind for to do much of anything. I'll get on it ASAP
8 - Eric Olsen
very sorry about the Duchess, I had developed an affection for her through your eyes
Not to sully the Dukedom, but I explain my 21 Grams disdain here (and am branded a philistine for my efforts), and my allegiance to Kill Bill 2 here
9 - Eric Berlin
Duke - You must bump the Sopranos up to the top of your viewing list straight away. One of the best shows (and one of the best viewing experiences) ever made. I just went through Season One again and was enthralled. I'm planning on doing a detailed break-down of the pilot episode (why? I'll quote Dave Chapelle from the classic Pop Copy sketch: "Cuz fuck 'em, that's why!") but my blasted DVD player went on the fritz* yesterday.
And then check out Harold & Kumar when you get a chance.
*(You don't hear "went on the fritz" very often these day, do you?)
10 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
eric o, alas i had too.
Eric B- i watched the first season of sopranos, thought it was marvelous. it's the next two i still have to see (i know there's more than three, but thats the only ones i have on dvd). I only ever got half-way through the first season of six feet under, too. Must give it a try again...
11 - Eric Berlin
The first season of Six Feet Under is unbelievably good if you're interested in characters. After that... it's still good, but the gloom-and-doom-and-death motif gets a bit wearing. It's get pretty strange, too (which isn't all bad, of course).
You're in for a real treat with Seasons 2 & 3 on the docket. The second season is particularly amazing, but they're all great, really. I've not yet seen Season 5 and I can't wait for it to be released.
12 - tom sherman
Wow, you liked Saw? You've got shit taste.