As in characters fighting one another, and not the John Woo picture about Nic Cage.
We all know how fantastic Freddy Vs Jason was, and we all know how unspeakably cack Aliens Vs Predator was, but let's be honest here. If it boils down to it, which it inevitably will sooner or later, what we really wanna be seeing is this sorta shit right here;…
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26 - Jim Carruthers
"Last Tango and Cash"
A mis-matched pair of detectives go undercover, and discover that butter isn't just spread on toast. And those aren't pillows!
Hilarity ensues.
27 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
last tango and cash!!!! hahahaha!!!!
"True Secrets And Lies"
Mike Leigh directs Arnold Schwarzenegger in this harrowing film about Jamie Lee Curtis dances in her knickers.
Hilarity ensues.
28 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
"Help! I'm A Fish Called Wanda!"
Animated comedy about John Cleese is turned into a cartoon.
hilarity ensues
29 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
"The Hills Have Bright Eyes"
A murderous hillbilly writes songs about his life is a pitiful charade.
Hilarity Ensues.
30 - Jim Carruthers
"Cannon-ball Run D.M.C."
From the East Coast to the West Coast, as fast as possible, peace, out.
Hilarity ensues.
31 - Aaman
"Big Fish in Open Water finds Nemo"
Bruce, from Jaws, tells the story of his father and some researchers, finds it's all untrue and eats Nemo
32 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
ha, Aaman, excellent!!
"The Magnificent Se7en"
A gang of fearless serial killers attempt to keep a village safe from bandits.
Based on "Se7en Samurai"
33 - Jim Carruthers
"Independence Day of the Dead"
A joke about how 'murricans don't appreciate jokes at their own expense, which are meta about 'murricans joking about them, so why fucking bother?
Hilarity ensues.
34 - Aaman
"The Stepford Wives Bend It Like Beckham"
Joanna suspects there's something fundamentally wrong with all her soccer mom neighbors. She decides to go for it and have a traditional Indian wedding with the coach.
Hilarity ensues
35 - Jim Carruthers
"I Piss On Your Grave, Lucy van Pelt"
Charlie Brown, generally recognized as a good man, explains how he built a life-long hatred of that vicious bitch. But then, her ex starts playing piano, and you guessed it ...
Hilarity ensues.
36 - Eric Olsen
Kramer vs Kramer vs Kramer vs Kramer
Meryl Streep and Dustin Hoffman kick Seinfeld's neighbor's ass, turn their wrath on MC5 guitarist
37 - Jim Carruthers
"Maria, Garden State of Grace"
Novice director Zach Braff does a documentary for his indie debut feature about how he financed the picture with the profits from drug mules.
While it seemed sad at the time, you know that guy, and ...
Hilarity ensued.
38 - Jim Carruthers
"Maude and Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle"
A bunch of young guys and old ladies go for fast food. The rest, you really don't want to know about, honest. We couldn't even get a rating under NC-17 if we even hinted.
But, yeah, hilarity ensues, and ensues, and so on ....
39 - Eric Olsen
Butch Cassidy and the Karate Kid
40 - HW Saxton
"Plan 9 From Outer Space Is The Place"
The long lost 1959 Ed Wood Jr directed
documentary about Sun Ra & The Arkestra.
What makes this so damn amazing is that
Sun Ra & Co. wouldn't record the title
song for another 8 years or so.
What a visionary that Ed Wood Jr was eh?
41 - Jim Carruthers
"Going Down the Road Warrior"
Gordie thought the leather pants and fast cars were just the way they did things in Toronto and on Yonge Street, but he didn't know that he'd wind up fighting against equalization payments in natural gas and oil in the Maritimes from Bay Street using constitutional law and stuff.
But, thankfully,
hilarity ensued.
42 - Eric Olsen
The Maltese Falcon and the Snowman
Bogey, Timothy Hutton and Sean Penn steal defense secrets and sell them to Yukon Cornelius
43 - Jim Carruthers
Eric, obviously you've confused this movie with "Car Wash II: The Reckoning" -- Wax on, Wax Off, There Can Only Be One!
Eric said: Butch Cassidy and the Karate Kid
44 - Eric Olsen
a vastly larger dollop of hilarity than the norm has ensued on this thread
45 - Jim Carruthers
"I Got You Babe"
Hamlet, directed by Max von Sydow, starring Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis, a couple of pig farmers learn they have been swindled out of the family farm.
In the long winter nights of despair, they turn to drink, and one, cold night in the barn with the shotgun and two shells to ...
alas no hilarity.
46 - visualsimplicity
Monty Python's Lord of the Rings
John Cleese and co. are pursued by dark riders with coconuts clapping together for horses as they attempt to bring a ring to Mt. Doom.
Hilarity ensues
47 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
ALTERNATIVELY - Lord Of The Ring
Frodo has Seven Days to fire a video tape into a volcano, lest he die to fucking death.
hilarity ensues
man, this is a hella thread, is what.
Eric, that Butch Cassidy And The Karate Kid made me laugh like only the demented truly know.
48 - Jim Carruthers
"The Natural Born Killer"
Robert Redford stars as a maniac who bludgeons his way clear cross the country.
Of course hilarity ensues, everybody in the States loves baseball.
49 - Jim Carruthers
"Midnight Cowboy Express"
Look, I already told you I'm walkin' here! You don't need to change how I'm walkin' here! Owwwwww.
hilarity ensued, though I guess you had to be there.
50 - HW Saxton
"There Is Something About Mary,Queen Of
Scots".The Queen's party on down college
years are chronicled here.She was a bit
of a ho,it seems. Paris Hilton stars.
"Animal House Of Wax" Due to some sort
of a lightning strike on a nuclear power
plant, a mysterious cloud has been seen
emanating from it,causing the residents
of a wax museum to come back to life for
a hell of a great,centuries spanning,all
night party. But since Jack The Ripper
is amongst the wax folks brought to life
here,Bluto & the guys are dispatched to
stop him. Armed with only a keg of beer,
Pinto's brothers car and a bunch of old
scratchy R&B 45's,watch as the hilarity
ensues.
"Last Tango In Paris,Texas"
Is it butter or Par-Kay ?
"Hang 'Em High School" - Lee Van Cleef
and Clint Eastwood way back in the early
days,learning the 3 R's: Riding,Robbing
& Revenge.
"War Of The World's Greatest Sinner"-
One of Timothy Carey's most obscure flix
and rightfully so.
OK, that's enough for now.Or more than
enough huh?
51 - Jim Carruthers
Oh, well, at least there is the hope there will be at least one "muhuhuhuhwauh" in the sequel of "Animal House of Wax II: Revenge of Taxidermy" with an animatronic Vincent Price and maybe a run in 3-D at selected theaters.
I'm sure hilarity would ensue.
52 - Eric Olsen
brilliant original concept, vast quantities of guffaws throughout - eat shit, Onion!
53 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
hang em high school!!!! brilliant!
54 - Eric Olsen
The Crying Gameboy
same story, just virtual
55 - Jim Carruthers
John Carpenter's "The Do The Right Thing"
A 'hood in Brooklyn is taken over by a multi-national conglomerate, a single store front at a time. The Mayor turns up dead. MacReady discovers his neighbourhood bar has been turned into a franchise Irish pub, "Fakey O'Shitebag's" which only serves Coors Lite and doesn't allow smoking, while Mookie has lost his job with the pizza parlour turned into a Taco Bell franchise.
Meanwhile, Radio Raheem was bought by Clearchannel, and once they learned he wasn't a radio station, had him killed.
MacReady and Mookie burn the entire block down, and wait for the terminator to come out of the ashes as night falls.
Hilarity ensues.
56 - Jim Carruthers
"The Sixth Scent of a Woman"
He thought he knew everything about his girlfriend, but then she asked him to pull her finger, and he went blind, in a surprise twist.
57 - Jim Carruthers
What you thought you were doing, it turns out you just were playing in your lap.
oh, yeah, hilarity ensues.
58 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
the do the right thing would be the greatest picture of our times, i would imagine.
"Shindler's Pissed"
Ken Loach directs the tale of Marvin Schindler, ex-bricklayer who turns to drink for to wipe out the memories of his affair with Liam Neeson.
Hilarity Ensues
59 - Eric Olsen
The Bridge Over the River Runs Through It
the yellow peril imprisons gentlemen fishemen in Montana
60 - Jim Carruthers
I Know What You Did Last, Summer"
A pretty, spunky cheerleader in Idaho is a victim of amnesia after a dodge-ball accident. Napoleon Dynamite rebuilds her missing time.
Yuh-right hilarity ensues, what, are you stunned or something?
61 - Aaman
Freddy, Jason Vs Alien, Predator
The shit hits the fan when Freddy and Jason team up against the galactic menaces of Alien and Predator. The violence ends when Alien sprouts from Freddy's stomach, knocking Jason's mask off. The four then sit down for a game of bridge.
Hilarity ensues.
62 - Wendy
Hi Good morning,
I'm looking for a movie called HIGHWAY TO HELL (1937). I really don't know what its about, my boyfriend seen a clip from this in a movie called AMERICAN PIMP. We've been looking for this movie for about five months. Do you by chance have this movie, or have any ideas to where I may find this movie?
Please email me at MsSuccess79@gmail.com if you have any suggestions.
Thank you so much
Wendy