Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles DVD review

Pop quiz: Name the most successful independently produced film in Hollywood history. Stumped? You're reading a review of the DVD right now. Hotter than Pokemon at their peak, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were a merchandising machine, and their current comeback is pretty strong as well. It didn't get much bigger than this however, the first feature film.

Four mutated, talking, teenage turtles and their master, a giant, mutant, talking rat name Splinter, begin to defend New York against a major crime wave. At the heart of this big news story is the Foot Clan, led by Splinter's old nemesis Iroku Sakai, otherwise known as Shredder. With their master kidnapped by this group of thugs, the turtles join together with news reporter April O'Neal (Judith Hoag) and Casey Jones (Elisas Koteas) to rescue Splinter and save the city from the menace.

I can still remember (barely) the first time I seen "TMNT." Dragging my mom along unwillingly on opening day, her face was shocked by the sheer amount of violence contained in this film. Now that I can see it without bias of the Ninja Turtle Fan Club, I have to agree. For a PG-rated film, this is unrelenting in its depiction of Raphael being beaten, Splinter being tortured, and the brutal death of Shredder. It's pretty amazing this one got past the MPAA with this rating.

Following the original comic and shying far away from the animated series most kids were familiar with, this is really a great movie. Once you get past the 6-foot tall talking amphibians, you'll find the film filled with some great pop-culture references (from "Critters" to Vanna White) and superb fight scenes. How some of the stunts were done from inside the suits is unbelievable and their animatronic facial expressions (from the Jim Henson creature shop) give each turtle a personality. You really need to watch it a few times just to catch everything included.

The story itself is pretty bare bones. A simple good versus evil morality tale has been done to death, but in order to help the target audience follow the on-screen action, this was necessary. Surprises are few unless you have never seen a movie before (everything here is foreshadowed), but it hardly matters. The title characters are a blast to watch, their costumes are amazing, and fans of the comic will surely be satisfied. This is a movie that will appeal to just about everyone, but be aware it can be pretty grim. (**** out of *****)

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  • 1 - Kevin McCallum

    Sep 14, 2004 at 5:13 pm

    At times the movie seemed like it was aimed more at an adult audience. There was some really good dialogue written, especially the banter between Raphael and Casey Jones. My favorite line is spoken by Raphael after Casey takes a swing at him with a baseball bat. Raphael catches it, looks at the bat and says, "Jose Canseco? You paid money for this?"

  • 2 - Matt Paprocki

    Sep 14, 2004 at 6:44 pm

    A lot of people believe Casey was the best part of the film. He goes over really well with April too. The whole relationship is priceless. Can't forget the alphabetical name-calling bewteen him and Donatello either while working on the truck.

  • 3 - sep

    Sep 14, 2004 at 7:15 pm

    "nice night"
    "yeh........pizza dude's got 30 seconds"

    Great opening line

  • 4 - Eric Olsen

    Sep 15, 2004 at 2:45 pm

    This was much better than it had to be and I think adults who were dragged to it appreciated that - it's a fine line a lot of movies try to walk between keeping the kids happy and entertaining the adults, but not that many are able to pull off. Thanks Matt!

  • 5 - Herr_Shredder

    Aug 23, 2007 at 12:30 am

    hehehe great review, the first is still the best, sadly it had little blood and no decapitations.

    A great movie nonetheless, and better than the latest one

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