Hottest Girl on the Planet - Beyonce vs. Adriana Lima
Do I have to choose? Okay, I'll say Adriana Lima.
Luckiest Bastard - Dominic Monaghan (Evangeline Lilly's boyfriend) vs. Cash
Warren (Jessica Alba's boyfriend)
As much as I would like to be in either man's shoes, I will have to go with the friendly hobbit Dominic Monaghan. Honestly, how can a guy who rose to fame in Middle Earth score a babe like Evangeline Lilly? Best of luck to you, ya lucky bastard. As for Cash Warren? Never heard of the guy, but that looks like a more likely couple, which means it will never work, while Monaghan/Lilly will probably have a good run.
Funniest M.F. - Will Ferrell vs. Sacha Baron Cohen
I will have to go with Ferrell. I have seen more of his work, and he has some variety to his performances. While Cohen has given us Borat, I will have to reserve judgment on him.
Gift From The Gods - Minka Kelly (NBC's Friday Night Lights) vs. Rashida
Jones (NBC's The Office)
This is an odd category. Not quite sure what they are looking for, besides hot television actresses. I am not sure I see the comparison between these two. I guess I will go with Rashida Jones based on their characters. Jones is hot and seemingly fun on The Office, whereas Minka is nice to look at but her character is completely annoying. I will also toss in alternatives like Ali Larter (Heroes), Grace Park (Battlestar Galactica), and Jennifer Morrison (House).
Most Unstoppable Jock - Kobe Bryant vs. LaDainian Tomlinson
I am not really into basketball or football, so I will just go with Kobe. I am more familiar with him.
Hottest Jessica - Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel
No contest, Jessica Alba. I have loved her ever since Dark Angel. Yes, Jessica Biel is hot, but there is something about those broad swimmer shoulders...
Most Dangerous Man - Chuck Liddell (UFC) vs. Dog (The Bounty Hunter)
Well, don't watch either. I guess this category skews towards Spike series. I will go with Chuck.
Femme Fatale - Tricia Helfer (Sci-Fi's Battlestar Gallactica) vs. Rose
McGowan (Grindhouse)
Definitely Tricia Helfer. Rose was looking her best in Grindhouse, but she doesn't hold a candle to the dangereous seductress Helfer plays. Helfer's Six knows just how to mess with you and keep you coming back for more.
Article comments
1 - John
Why are you commenting on this when every other match-up has you saying "I'm not familiar with either of these" Why even bother when you clearly don't have a clue when it comes to over half the nominations?
2 - Chris Beaumont
So I'm not familiar 3 categories and half of another. I am familiar with 11. Not sure where you got the "more than half" part.
Besides, perhaps there are people who wold be interested and are not aware that they are having these awards. Now they, and you, know and can go and vote to your heart's content, as well as see the other nominees that weren't in the press release. And as I stated it was the Ballsiest band category that got my attention for its odd pairing.
3 - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Do we really need a write-up about another awards show? I bet they call you something else around the office behind your back.
4 - josh
is anyone else having trouble getting into spike's website? Everytime I try to get on it all i see is a blank screen
5 - Nikk H
I swear, comment box's and forums are becoming a haven for cowards to talk sh*t to people.
6 - Dietrich
you are an idiot. you picked George Clooney over TONY SOPRANO! you pick a lot of these just because you don't know one of the people involved, Nas vs Jay-Z (Nas is the correct choice but you still don't know why), Colbert vs Peterson, Entourage crew vs. Jackass 2 crew, Chuck Liddell vs. Dog (you didn't know ether and just randomly picked one) Bryant vs. Tomlinson (again you don't watch ether sport and have no idea what your saying)Minka Kelly vs. Rashida
Jones (you didn't even pick a winner)Dominic Monaghan vs. Cash Warren (again no pick)
7 - Nikk H
i like to blow men all day
8 - mad dog killer
you suck why would you review the show. they need someone whos into all of the categories, and they definitely need someone who watches basketball, football and ufc. your a pussy who shouldn't comment on anything involving spike.
9 - Suv
Cohen has given us Borat
OMG HOW COULD FORGET ABOUT ALI G???
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10 - Suv
Could you*
heehee :x
11 - howard stern
baba booey
12 - Please come out of the closet
you're insane, Biel > Alba all day, every day.
13 - Tommy
I'm wondering who the hot girl wearing the sexy lingerie is on Spike tv late night strip???
She is on the right side of the screen when they fade in and out to and from commercials???????????
14 - hot rod
Yeah, that hot blond chick doing the little dance on Thursday and Friday nights; just before they go to commercial and when they return.
WHO IS SHE??????????????????