Saturday Night Live's tired season finale

Saturday Night Live's tired season finale
Live broadcast on May 17, 2003 Guest host, Dan Akroyd - Musical guest, Beyonce

The show has been fairly weak much of this season, and they pretty much limped off with some mildly amusing material. Mostly the writing just hasn't been there.

Dan Akroyd was a waste. He was purely going through the motions, with no creative spark whatsoever. Most particularly, he didn't even do a monologue, but merely invoked the names of John Belushi and the Blues Brothers, then brought out Jim to sing some or other blues song. They couldn't even be bothered to put on the outfits and make some schtick. Lame, lamer, lamest. In best Comic Book Shop guy voice, "worst monlogue ever."

I want to give somewhat higher marks to Beyonce. I've never paid much attention, but she certainly makes a striking performer. For starters, she's obviously an extraordinary physical specimen. In fairness, she actually can carry a tune. Introducing her, Akroyd referred to her "soul fire". She certainly had a passion and commitment to her material. The steps she was doing and the dancers behind her were outstanding. Damn this girl would be dangerous if she had an even vaguely decent underlying song to work with.

The opening "Hardball" sketch was pretty good, mostly for the Santorum satire. Even Tracy Morgan's last dibs on Al Sharpton fell fairly flat. The TV Funhouse cartoon was at least somewhat amusing. The only other sketch I can even remember a few hours later was a dog restaraunt, where a lot of good creative effort went into spinning the grotesqueness of the menus of stuff dogs like to eat.

The most interesting parts were the swansongs for departing cast members Chris Kattan and Tracy Morgan. Kattan had a pretty limber bit re-creating most of his major characters in one standing maybe two minute bit at the end of the Weekend Update.

Other than Sharpton, Morgan had one major bit, his Sammy-Davis-in-outer-space routine, with Maya Rudolph as the hot space girl. Then Tracy starts with some business about getting into the booty, and Maya stops the scene, telling "Tracy" to cut it out. This set up his last line on the show, something like "Come on Maya, you know I've been wanting to get you pregnant." I for one appreciate the spirit of that finale.

More interesting though was watching him over the closing credits. He made a little sign reading "What a ride!" to display for the cameras, and a very odd controlled look. He wasn't laughing or smiling whatsoever. He had a look of someone struggling hard to control some kind of strong emotions.

That was sure more emotion than anything else coming from this cast at this point.

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  • 1 - randy

    May 19, 2003 at 2:30 am

    I agree generally with this review. I did enjoy the last Buddy Mills sketch, which I will miss if only for seeing Fred Armisen on the drums. The drunk girl sketch is boring, and I hate The Falconer. I'm wondering if the show is lapsing into another low period. It's a shame Darryl Hammond isn't used more often - his impression of Aaron Brown from CNN a couple weeks ago was totally brilliant.

  • 2 - Eric Olsen

    May 19, 2003 at 8:59 am

    This was an oddly energy-less season, I think the cast is too big now, needs to be pared down so people can develop more recurring characters, which is really the show's lifeblood. Sad to see Chris and Tracy go, but excited about Tracy getting his own sitcom.

    I was not as impressed with Beyonce's singing, although she is a strong personality, good actress, and total hottie.

  • 3 - jb

    May 19, 2003 at 7:01 pm

    The only thing worth watching lately is Weekend Update (mostly because of Tina Fey). I'm looking forward to the day SNL gets a recharge and really makes me laugh. Instead, I usually wonder why I didn't just go to bed....

  • 4 - Al Barger

    May 20, 2003 at 7:22 pm

    OK, I guess I'll give them the Buddy Mills sketch as well. It was certainly the best performance by Dan Akroyd all night.

  • 5 - Shannon

    Aug 11, 2003 at 1:53 pm

    Chris Kattan is Muy Sexah!!!!!!!!

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