Actually, rather than review X-Men: The Last Stand, I have an interactive simulation of watching the movie for you to try at home.
1) Take all your X-Men comics, all your old classics and the new ones, and put them in a big pile. If you have copies of the cartoon or the first two movies, throw those on the pile as well.
2) Set the pile ablaze with some fantastic pyrotechnics — sparklers, cherry bombs, roman candles, whatever you have. Say some cheesy one-liners as it all burns.
3) Once the flames die down, take a giant crap on top of the ashes. Bury the whole mess under ten feet of dirt.
4) Charge everyone $10 to see it.
Tama, Triniman, Scott C. Smith and Chris Beaumont have more in depth reviews for you to read, but you get the point.
This article was written for Breaking Windows by Jordan Fouts.
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