Usually I'm skeptical about whether recycling schemes are worthwhile, but I think Leno may have come up with a good one:
As you may have heard, the U.S. is putting together a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? Think about it — it was written by very smart people, it's served us well for over two hundred years, and besides, we're not using it anymore.
-Jay Leno
Unreformed hawkish Hoosier hillbilly Al Barger runs the still squeezin' down the psychodelic Kentucky moonshine at More Things. What with the paranoid religious visions, the Pentecostal music, visions of God and anarchy running amok and such, somebody …
The Declaration of Independence and The Constitution of the United States...
The Declaration of Independence was the promise of a representative government; the Constitution was the fulfillment of that promise.On July 4, 1776, the Second Continental Congress issued a unanimous ...
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