Quiet, or Mama Spank

Part of: There, I Said It!

I love Anne Hathaway, and as I stated in "Santa, All I Want for Christmas is... Wait, Does Barbie Come with a Latex Catsuit?," I think she has the stuff to make a wonderful Catwoman. But her upcoming interview in the Los Angeles Times "2012 Film Sneaks" contains such a perfect essence of what’s gone wrong with the Batman fandom, I thought it was worth addressing.

Back in August, when the first still of her as Selina Kyle was released wearing goggles and riding a motorcycle, without a pixel in sight that represented “Catwoman,” Anne did what she’s supposed to: she defended her non-costume. She said we hadn’t seen a tenth of what it could do. The savvier bloggers observed that all it’s supposed to “do” is make her look good and make her look like Catwoman.

Now we’ve seen one progression and, thanks to the LA Times piece, we’ve heard about another. The goggles slide onto her head forming cat ears, presenting a Julie Newmar-inspired silhouette evoking one established Catwoman, while the high heels of her Balent-inspired thigh boots give us some serrated action to serve as this Catwoman’s claws.

And that’s fine—unless you think it is necessary. Unless you say, as Anne did in her latest defense of the costume, “nothing is in place for fantasy’s sake.”

Catwoman is a fantasy. Batman is a fantasy. Comic books and superheroes, good old fashioned good versus evil storytelling, these all plug straight into that part of us that used to go outside to play, and which is seldom indulged as adults except slipped in through backdoors and subterfuge.

Anne, remember that story you told Access Hollywood about all those interviews after The Princess Diaries?  “A lot of questions that I used to get asked were, ‘So, every girl when she grows up wants to be a princess, did you want to be a princess when you grew up?’ And I so wish I’d said what I felt back then, because the truth was, ‘No, I wanted to be Catwoman!’ 

So did I. So did a lot of us. Catwoman is a fantasy, and not just for us but for all those little boys who grew up wanting to be Batman. That’s why the very first question asked on hearing you were cast was “what about the catsuit?” I don’t think this will come as a shock to you or anyone else over the age of 15: they were forming a mental picture. 

Catwoman is a fantasy. Batman is a fantasy. Acting as if there is something wrong with an element of the costume, of Gotham City, or of anything else being there just “for fantasy sake” misses the whole point. 

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Chris Dee is an award-winning playwright, entertainment consultant, and author of the Catwoman metafiction series Cat-Tales, who brings real life experience to her storyverse, fusing it with unimagined truth and depth.

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