Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati

(When all else fails, play dead.)

Somehow, when I realized that the Red Green movie--Duct Tape Forever--wasn't ever going to be played in a theater around here, I forgot to look for it on DVD. Thankfully, Grump did not forget, and he bought it. I watched the "behind the scenes" mockumentary "Red Green Goes Hollywood" and almost died. That alone is worth the price of the DVD.

If you've never seen Red Green in all its 13 seasons, then you don't know what you're missing.

If you don't like Red Green, then you either don't come from Canada, Maine or Minnesota, or you don't have any taste. Or you do.

I'm a man... But I can change... If I have to... I guess...

Remember: If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. Keep your stick on the ice!

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  • Red Green - Duct Tape Forever Red Green - Duct Tape Forever

    RED AND THE BOYS EMBARK ON A ROAD TRIP ACROSS THE COUNTRY, EN ROUTE TO A DUCT TAPE FESTIVAL IN THE USA, WHERE THEY INTEND TOWIN FIRST PRIZE BY CREATING A SCULPTURE MADE OF AT LEAST 50%DUCT TAPE.

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