Paula Abdul: Straight Up Sex Machine.
Written by Dylan Jameson
LOS ANGELES (PoopyCaca.com) - American Idol judge Paula Abdul has come clean about allegations she coached and had sex with a former contestant, but denied the relationship gave the singer an unfair advantage because she has had sex with everyone who has ever auditioned for the program.
Corey Clark, a 2003 Idol contestant, detailed his alleged affair with Abdul in an interview on ABC’s Primetime Live, just moments before his book "Really, I Had Sex With Paula," and CD, "Songs from a Lying Opportunist," were available for sale through his Web site.
Corey Clark: Living the American Dream.
Abdul, her lawyers, and American Idol producers at first denied the report, but Abdul later changed her tune.
"Yes, I had sex with Corey Clark," Abdul said. "And yes, I picked out the songs he would sing, bought him clothes to wear for his performances, and told him how to cut his hair – but I have done that for everyone who has ever appeared on the show."
Abdul estimated she has had sex with all 1,268 contestants –
male and female – since the popular Fox Network show went on the air in 2001, with the exception of Scott Savol, known to Idol-haters at the "Fat Felon" because of his girth and a brush with the law after he roughed up his girlfriend.
Scott Savol: Even Paula wouldn't go there."I just couldn’t go there," Abdul said of the idea of having sex with Savol, who was voted off the program this week by the vote of the viewers.
This is not the first time Abdul’s behavior has caused problems on the American Idol set. As first reported on Poopycaca.com, fears over the possibility she was slipping into a vegetative state led producers to ponder possible replacements for Abdul.
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Article comments
— go to most recent comments1 - Eric Olsen
hilarious, but you know that
2 - Steve S
so only Paula knows (or cares)..is William Hung?
3 - Eric Olsen
you beat me to that one Steve!
4 - Shannen Driscoll
Tottaly crazy come on Paula never been anything else but nice to ALL the contestants. GROW UP !!!
5 - Eric Olsen
"humor," "satire," "fake news" - these are clues. That pic is dripping, though.
6 - PoopyCaca
EVERYTHING on PoopyCaca.com is ABSOLUTELY true.
Stay in school, you're going to need that fashion merchandising degree.
When you need another course for fake news, Poopy Caca.com is there.
7 - haliyea
Paula better keep corey, because he's hot, and I want him to!!!!!!!!
8 - mrbenning
Want him to what?
9 - JO
This is really a pathetic attempt to be funny. Her private life is no one else's business. This person is just trying to cashin on Paula's noteriety.
10 - Steve S
I would think that all the women who like Corey set aside the whole premise of if it's staged, or a guys sleazy attempt to gain publicity at the expense of another's character and just ask themselves this:
Even supposing it's true, and Corey is telling the truth, what about the character of a man who kisses and tells?
11 - -E
HAHA great post :)
12 - Tom Johnson
JO, it's ironic you think that, because I think some of these comments are pathetic attempts at being stupid. But they're successful attempts, so congratulations!
13 - PoopyCaca
I love how JO says it's a pathetic attempt to be funny and then gets defensive of her and derides Corey.
I think someone has a crush on P.A.
14 - Annie
Ha! Love it! Well done. :)
15 - PoopyCaca
Thanks to -E, Eric and Annie! Glad ya liked it...
16 - DrPat
You missed it, PC - the real scoop is that Paula did have sex with Scott Savol, which explains his long run. Coincidence that he finally crashed the week the exposé came out? I think not...
[snicker]
17 - -E
I wonder how many jokes are going to be made at Paula's expense. I hope most of them are funny :)
18 - Eric Olsen
eleven
19 - Natalie Davis
eight of them amused. three were just too, too much.
20 - Biggy Biggy
la la la la
weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
shy shoe eat poo!!!
la la la la
21 - Angie
Ha ha!! I love your article, I just auditioned for Idol and I must say that Paula is a big ol' witch with a capital B!!! When I was 11 years old, she was my fave, until I developed decent taste in music!!! HA HA HA!!!
22 - sexy j
WELL I THINK THAT U SHOULD GIVE PAULA A BREAK SHE SHOULD FEEL FREE TO DO WATEVA DA HELL SHE LIKES SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND SAPHISTICATED PEACE OWT
23 - summer
your sick you should be arrested for sexual harrasment u did it with girls tooo eweweweewe
i will never try out for american idol
24 - paula jr.
please stop because im tryin out next year and im
scared if i win!!!!! simone is cooler now hahahah
25 - paula
you guys r so silly im sorry!!! its not my fault im cant stop