Paris and Nicole: Hot Not

I have been somewhat surprised by, and even admired, the way Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have maintained their rather sweet girlish friendship that is at the heart of their The Simple Life series.

But, alas, all good things must end, and SOMETHING Nicole did — besides losing weight and looking as hot as posing-Paris in the current series — has mightily pissed off the hotel heiress, so much so that she issued a statement:

"It's no big secret that Nicole and I are no longer friends. I will not go into the details of what happened. All I will say is that Nicole knows what she did and that's all I am ever going to say about it."

Hilton is reportedly trying to convince Fox to recruit Rod Stewart's daughter Kimberly Stewart to costar with her on The Simple Life 4. "You know, I've had three great seasons," Hilton said. "I love the show, and I just want to freshen it up and make it funnier and bring new things in. It's going to be a big surprise. And everyone is going to be very excited and happy about it."

"We are currently discussing internally the creative direction of the next season of The Simple Life," a Fox spokesman said. "We are huge fans of both Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie and look forward to solidifying our plans for the next installment of this fantastic franchise in the very near future."

Rumor also has it that Richie might get her own reality spinoff, a Newlyweds-type endeavor focusing on her life with soon-to-be husband Adam Goldstein, aka DJ AM.

E! reports that the leading theory of who did what to whom concerns a prank gone bad at Hilton sister Nicky's apartment, where a group had gathered to watch Paris's (unimpressive) Saturday Night Live hosting debut from February only to find that SOMEONE had replaced the SNL tape with the infamous One Night in Paris snurfle tape.

In lighter news, on the big screen, Hilton is co-starring with Elisha Cuthbert in a remake of '50s horror classic House of Wax, opening May 6. Click here for more on the film and access to a Paris Hilton podcast.

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  • 1 - ashley

    Apr 25, 2005 at 6:23 pm

    i think paris is nothing nicole ritchie is much prettier and they were good as friends but paris is nothing without nicole

  • 2 - Eric Olsen

    Apr 25, 2005 at 6:25 pm

    I think the show will be much reduced without Nicole Ashley, she provides most of the personality

  • 3 - Tristan

    Apr 25, 2005 at 6:30 pm

    Great article Eric!

    I'm surprised nobody thought of it before..... what fodder for the mill, eh!

    I surmise either Nicole stole Paris' boyfriend (or Girlfriend!) ---
    or maybe Nicole was the one that took her cell phone list and sold it to the media ...?????

  • 4 - Chris Beaumont

    Apr 25, 2005 at 10:46 pm

    I can't believe people watch this, much less that it has had 3 seasons. Furthermore, I can't believe I took the time to read AND comment on it! Somebody shoot me.....

  • 5 - Eric Olsen

    Apr 26, 2005 at 8:54 am

    Tristan, no, I think it's the video swap at the party, besides the tendency after all this time to simply be sick of each other

  • 6 - Tristan

    Apr 26, 2005 at 10:32 am

    Yep~~~Eric you're probably right;
    and Chris really hit the nail on the head:
    HOW DID it last THREE SEASONS---???
    No wonder the rest of the world thinks Americans are so batty~~~!

  • 7 - alanna

    Apr 26, 2005 at 8:38 pm

    This show is nothing without nicole!Paris Hilton is not funny at all!Nicole is the funny one!If they kick her off the show I won't watch it!Besides who is this"kim"girl they want to replace her with she is not very popular!I have a feeling this show is going to stop on its 4th season,how did it make it that long!

  • 8 - amanda

    Apr 26, 2005 at 8:40 pm

    I agree ashley nicole is better!

  • 9 - Jamie W

    Apr 26, 2005 at 9:07 pm

    OK i love the show because nichole is so funny. Paris is just gay. And if they r gonna replace somebody it shouldnt be nichole. It should be paris.

  • 10 - Eric Olsen

    Apr 27, 2005 at 8:58 am

    agree with you ladies: Nicole is the one with the personality and sense of humor

  • 11 - Jamie

    Apr 28, 2005 at 11:10 pm

    I am sad about paris & nicole's breaking up as friends.i think they are both funny girls and fun to watch.
    As for if nicole really did that,paris should have shrugged it off and took it without making a big deal.
    She must have forgotten how much publicity she received for it.I mean the simple life's first season ratings were outraegously good.
    And if Nicole did do that,she was wrong but, maybe she didnt think it would turn into a dismantle of a lifelong friendship.It's not the end for her though.

    That girl is an extraordinary energetic and fun girl and best of luck to her and her future husband.
    Maybe what really happened was that the both of them just grew up.
    It happens.
    Now in regards to Paris trying to replace Nicole with Rod Stewarts daughter "Kim" thats just rude and inconsiderate.Feud or no feud you can't try and erase someone who equally helped you become a household name more than you already were.
    I hope they can reconcile..it's really a shame!

  • 12 - Thank God it's not Paris

    May 31, 2005 at 8:30 pm

    Paris Hilton....Is one ugly cow!
    Her face looks like a piece of cheese, her nose is crook'd like a witch and I cannot believe anyone would want to go near that unless they were trying to get something out of it $$$. Who could ever take her seriously? She really has no acting abilities... The only funny thing about The Simple Life is that both the girls are ugly and at the same time trying to act like their are the mutts nutts, Gee wiz...Paris Hilton is a washed up ugly butcheek.

  • 13 - michelle

    Jun 16, 2005 at 2:41 am

    k i love the simple life so much allways watch every eposode and really kno one even relises that nicole really existist its all paris cuz SHE ROCKS MI SOCKS LOL well really thou ppl allways watch her not nicole ,she just tries to get attention!!!

  • 14 - jennblag

    Jul 24, 2005 at 6:55 pm

    NOO WAIT! WHUT HAPPENED?? WHO DID IT?? WHUT DID SHE DO??

  • 15 - denise

    Aug 07, 2005 at 2:05 pm

    i think nicole is better 2 lol

  • 16 - Doritha

    Aug 15, 2005 at 9:28 am

    paris is ugly loopy eyed big nosed skank-o-rama doggy bitch, i would hate to have my eyes be different sizes. that is just weird looking. and she should really consider getting a nose job, my gosh she could seriously use one.

  • 17 - Bob A. Booey

    Aug 15, 2005 at 9:31 am

    Wow, even I'm slightly taken aback.

    I will say that the picture of Paris and Kimberly Stewart at the top of this post is a great example of the BAB blonde test: if you changed their hair color to dark brown or black, would they still be hot?

    I think the picture speaks for itself.

    That is all.

  • 18 - Jewels

    Aug 16, 2005 at 12:34 am

    Well hit me with a bat! (that's HOT) I admit I do watch this show, although I am PROUD to say have missed a few eps., anyway, Eric you are correct Nicole is the substance of this little curiosity.
    But what truely made me post to this is Doritha - WOW - what you said..."That's HOT!"

  • 19 - natalie

    Aug 29, 2005 at 12:54 pm

    I LOVE PARIS HILTON SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!
    I LOVE PARIS HILTON SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!
    I LOVE PARIS HILTON SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!
    I LOVE PARIS HILTON SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!
    I LOVE PARIS HILTON SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!
    I LOVE PARIS HILTON SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!
    I LOVE PARIS HILTON SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!
    I LOVE PARIS HILTON SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!
    I LOVE PARIS HILTON SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!
    I LOVE PARIS HILTON SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!
    I LOVE PARIS HILTON SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!
    I LOVE PARIS HILTON SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!
    I LOVE PARIS HILTON SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!
    I LOVE PARIS HILTON SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!
    I LOVE PARIS HILTON SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!

  • 20 - Eric Olsen

    Aug 29, 2005 at 1:16 pm

    saw Paris on the SNL rerun over the weekend, and she is oddly lacking in personality, and she IS kind of funny looking, but I wouldn't go as far as Doritha

  • 21 - Daniel

    Aug 29, 2005 at 3:59 pm

    The shows nothing with either of them... They should finish it off by killing them both off!!!

  • 22 - courtney

    Aug 29, 2005 at 4:23 pm

    they should be friends again its wayyyyyy better with nicole in the simple life!!!!

  • 23 - Eric Olsen

    Aug 29, 2005 at 4:49 pm

    they both had their contracts renewed by Fox and will both be back for Simple Life 4

  • 24 - Eric Berlin

    Aug 30, 2005 at 3:57 am

    We can all now let out our collective sigh of heavenly relief!

  • 25 - Eric Olsen

    Aug 30, 2005 at 6:53 am

    but will they be on the new show together or separately? Will they make up? Will the producers follow them as they prepare for their upcoming weddings in parallel story lines or find an intersection?

    AND, does anyone care?

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