Wasn’t Hillary Clinton’s entire campaign crying for a moment where Paris would confront her about her poor marital choice with, “Hillary, you’re married to a bimbo and we all know that bimbos are only there to make sex tapes with, not to marry. I don’t know if I can have someone who makes such poor choices as my next Commander-in-Chief. I’m sorry Hillary, but you’re up for discussion.”
How does John McCain really feel about Sarah Palin? I’ve seen respectable journalists interviewing body language experts for the truth. Wouldn’t we know sooner and more definitively after Paris put them in a closet together to play “Seven minutes in heaven?”
Face it, modern Presidential debates have become a complete and utter waste of time. No one answers the moderator’s questions, there is never any time for true follow-ups answers, these things are on every major network, and nothing is ever really accomplished. Wouldn’t we know a lot more about McCain and Obama after seeing them trash each other in Paris’ Burn Book?
John McCain blew off David Letterman to go save the economy, but would he have risked Paris’ wrath by blowing off the “Who can party all night” challenge? People have been trying to fix the economy for years; what we really need is a President with the stamina to out-dance Zui, Kayla, and Kiki, and still have the energy to play man-polo the next day at Paris’ country club. Show me a president that can dance all night, ride a male stripper with a mallet, and still come up with a good original dinner toast for Paris and that’s the person I want dealing with Vladimir Putin.
Look we’ve given Bill O’Reilly, Keith Olbermann, Anderson Cooper, and those 400 guys with laptops on CNN plenty of time to get to the bottom of this year’s Presidential Race, and frankly they’ve done a pathetic job. Do you really think that Paris wouldn’t have seen through that patented George W. Bush smirk in about 30 seconds? “Look George, I make a lot of public appearances and I really don’t need to be surrounded by more people struggling to conjugate their verbs properly. I’m sorry, but you’re up for discussion.”
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