This intrepid reporter boldly endures 4 hours of egos, silicone, and occasionally, music.
In honor of "The Sports Guy," a writer for ESPN's website, I took a running diary of tonite. 7 handwritten pages of notes lay before me now. Please excuse the number of typos I am sure to make. I'll type 'til I pass out then take up the rest tommorow.…








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26 - ryan
glad to do my part in preventing an education!
27 - Futuregirl
i missed the MTV music awards, because i was camping in a forest - with no communication technology, except expressing my opinion to trees. if you shout picks for MTV awards in a forest, and no one hears, does it count? been trying to catch up on what went down - and your report beats all other BS accounts. best thing i've been amused by since Mystery Science Theater.
XXX~fg
28 - Da Rude
For those of you who thought Justin Timberlake's perforance sucked at the VMAs then you must have shitty taste in music and appreciation for natural talent. Jacko was good but this kid has mad skills. You'll see when his new album hits as he wipes his ass with $100 bills. Jealousy is bitch. For those who can dance and grew up in the Jacko era then you know what this kid is all about. For those of you who didn't you are missing out.
29 - Jason
hey man. I know I'm late to post but I just found this site while going on a Guns search.
I thought Axl *sometimes* hit a note or two but seeing as there are many motes in a song, it was kind of sad when I saw that he couldn't catch his breath while trying to sing Welcome to the Jungle.
Great commentary though. I've got you bookmarked so I can read the next awards shows!
Keep it up!
And damnit someone bring back SLASH!
30 - Kaylene
I think eminem's the best
First of all he deserves to be where he
is and someday he will be more famous
I LUV U EM
KEEP UP THE GOOD JOB
U ROK
31 - lindsay kate
justin timberlakes performance was fairly good for hes 1st tyme solo.
32 - Isa
Thant was great, thank you! Spears and Timberlake need to get fixed so they don't have any more little nasty dominatrix voices-that-will-never-pass-puberty kids runnin' around. Where's 50 cent? If Eminem won't start something, 50 should start something with Ja Rule. And then Ashanti can get all mad too and jump at 50 and J.Lo (hottest woman alive but seriously, she kills foxes for her freaking fake eyelashes, there's a woman who's whole purpose in life is to make J.Lo's eyebrows look cool), but back to the point, then Shakira would feel the need to stop them and they'd all fall in a vat of K-Y and I'll just leave it there. But thanks, I didn't have to watch the thing!!!!
33 - britney
IT IS JUST AS GOOD AS WATCHING IT ON THE T.V EXCEPT YOU DONT GET TO HEAR THE MUSIC.
34 - Tracy
Where can I find out when this was posted?
35 - avrikat
AVRIL ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
AVRIL RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY BRITNEY NEVER WON ON THE VMA'S
0 OUT OF 11?
AVRIL GOT ONE!!!
36 - AVRIKAT
avril rules she rocks my world
she's the best!!!
she always get the top in any charts
throughout the world!!
katrina sampher
philippines
her no.1 fan!!!
37 - avrikat
michelle branch gago ka
sinungaling ka
hindi ka ginagaya ni avril para gayahin ka nya?!!
duh!!!?
* michelle branch fuck u!! ur a lier
avril is not copying ur style she is better than you
duh?
38 - Eric Olsen
I assume you are aware this review is two years old?
39 - SFC SKI
You should thank Google for sending new readers your way, Eric.
40 - Eric Olsen
I bow in the direction of Silicon Valley daily - the search engines rule!
41 - mandrake
Who was the black guy at the end of the show who grabbed the mic to say some words when JLo announced the last award?
42 - PEARLCOPPER
he'ya
I'd wonder why you're so critical on this page... but are oyu going to watch full music video of this beautifull dol or that one... 'cause I know you're all running with the idea that you can do that as well but you might get burn out way before you hit the top of a mountain.
Other thing is... I'm recording my Classic Rock album 'COMING HOME' thought you might want to know about it. Are you going to buy a copy of my album... just curious, I know there is something more beside all that promotion bullshit.
43 - PEARLCOPPER
by the way, Avril is one of my favour girls... if she lets me say that.