Movie Review: Whiteout

I feel it is my responsibility — nay, my duty -- to inform anyone thinking about seeing Dominic Sena's Whiteout that this is not a monster movie, or even one of much horror. The advertisements make this seem like a retread of John Carpenter's The Thing, with creatures lurking in the depths of the white snow and in the shadows of the isolated buildings. That is completely and utterly not the case.

Maybe the studio didn't have faith in what the film actually is — a whodunit set in a unique location. It's not a terribly exciting or engaging whodunit, at least as a whole, with only sporadic moments of well-executed tension. But misleading an audience before they purchase their tickets is only going to add insult to injury. I imagine many viewers, expecting a jumpy monster movie, or at least some sort of depiction of horrific events, are going to be coming out complaining about what they didn't get as much as what they did get.

Based on the 1998 comic series of the same name, Whiteout follows U.S. Marshal Carrie Stetko (Kate Beckinsale), who's assigned to a base in Antarctica to investigate a murder three days before the harshest winter begins. Along with a U.N. 0perative (The Spirit's Gabriel Macht), she must investigate the murderous goings-on at the base as the bodies and mysteries pile up.

Whiteout feels like a non-supernatural version of a sub-par episode of The X-Files, filled with by-the-book twists and turns — some surprising, others painfully obvious — and action sequences that come around at the most expected of staged moments. Some of those action sequences are well done and satisfyingly thrilling, one in particular being where Beckinsale's Carrie Stetko faces the harsh outside weather to get away from a masked attacker (although to counter that, a central action sequence outside in the harsh weather is so blurry with snow that it becomes almost impossible to tell good guy - or in this case, woman - from bad). But unfortunately those instances don't rear their heads often enough, and in between those entertaining moments we must endure some questionable dialogue and boring, annoying, unnecessary flashback sequences.

Beckinsale is fine in her role, not particularly good but not in any way bad, either. It always really amazes me how well she hides her natural English accent (you'd never guess if you weren't aware of the fact to begin with). She's very good looking (read: easy on the eyes) and she's convincing when the action stuff comes around (see the Underworld films as another example of that). She carries the film on her shoulders a lot of the time when the dialogue, story or supporting performers waver in their duties.

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I am a film critic and blogger, and have been so since late 2007, going from starting my own movie review website, Movie World (which is still running), and then moving on to writing for various movie blogs.

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