Former highbrow theatrical director turned filmmaker Damien Cockburn (Steve Coogan) is in trouble. When the explosives expert (Pineapple Express scene stealer Danny McBride) working on his big budget Vietnam epic film debut misinterprets Cockburn’s temper tantrum for a cue, four million dollars in explosives are wasted, everything is blown to smithereens, and the worst thing is that the camera wasn’t even rolling. Unable to control the actors on his set and already one month behind schedule after just five days of shooting, the British thespian is soon punched in the face very hard by a grip, upon orders shouted via webcam by sleazy studio boss Les Grossman (a hilarious and nearly unrecognizable Tom Cruise).
Out of desperation, he turns to Nick Nolte’s Four Leaf Tayback, the former Vietnam soldier who wrote the book they are adapting — not to mention the type soldier who may not have gotten the memo that the war is over. Visibly relishing his role, Nolte’s Tayback is often framed in a corner spouting off sentence fragments and irrational, obscenity-laced anecdotes that frighten and amuse all at the same time. Advising the mild-mannered Brit to get the actors “off the f***in’ grid” and into “the s***,” Cockburn heeds Tayback’s advice. With the hope that improvisational filmmaking will get the movie back on track, he sets up his “own little personal slice of ‘Nam.”
However, shortly after depositing his cast of five diverse leads deep into the heart of the jungle in order to show his pampered actors he’s really running the show, things go terribly, shockingly wrong. And soon enough the cast find themselves in a real life mini-war of their own when instead of guerilla filmmaking, the men become the target of heroin-trafficking guerillas who’ve mistaken them for DEA soldiers (yeah, I didn’t get that either). Obviously, this proves to be much more than the actors can handle, as they’d signed on with their contractual clauses for perks like gift baskets, TiVo, and luxury items, only to find themselves dodging bullets instead.
Article comments
1 - Derek Fleek
I thought that the Tom Cruise dance scenes have got to be the worst filmed in 2008. Period.
2 - Jen
Hi Derek,
Thanks for commenting. Re: Cruise-- yeah, I think that was kind of their intention-- to be so bad that it's unexpectedly funny. Sort of like I mentioned re: the film feeling like an SNL skit. On the other hand, to see the worst "period," I'd say take in Mamma Mia! which contains some of the worst choreography ever recorded in the history of musical filmmaking. The sad thing there is I do believe they thought their choreography was actually impressive.
- Jen
3 - Derek Fleek
Thanks for the heads up. I haven't seen Mamma Mia! and will probably skip it entirely. But these dance scenes that involved Tom Cruise are the worst I have seen all year.