Movie Review: The Benchwarmers

Author: SterfishPublished: Apr 07, 2006 at 9:03 am 1 comment

The Benchwarmers is the latest film from Adam Sandler's Happy Madison Productions. Happy Madison's track record includes Joe Dirt, Grandma's Boy, and the Deuce Bigalow films, to name a few. If you have seen any of these films, then you'll be happy (or extremely disappointed) to find that The Benchwarmers fits right in with the Happy Madison filmography.

This movie stars Rob Schneider (who only gets starring roles in Happy Madison films) as landscaper Gus. While going by a little league baseball field, he happens to see nerdy kid Nelson (Max Prado) get harassed by a bullying little league team. He helps the kid out and eventually hooks up with his friends Richie (David Spade) and Clark (Jon Heder). Richie and Clark have never played baseball before but Gus takes the two back to the field to play. That's where the three of them encounter the bullies from before who want to practice. Gus, mad at the way they treated the nerdy kid, tells them no. The kids get mad then Gus challenges the team to beat him and his friends for the right to play.

The kids lose the game (mostly due to Gus's heroics) and word spreads to Nelson's father Mel (Jon Lovitz), a local billionaire. He decides to hold a tournament where the three guys play various "mean-spirited" little-league teams with a brand-new stadium as the prize. The guys play and give hope to the nerdy kids of the world and so on and so on…

Frankly, the plot isn't important in a comedy like this. The only important things are the silly characters and the abundance of cheap humor. This is probably the first movie I've seen in years where Rob Schneider's character is actually pretty normal. He's not having sex with weird women for money (Molly Sims plays his wife, for goodness' sake) or acting like anything out of the ordinary. As video store clerk Richie, David Spade just takes his snark act and puts it under a mustache and a bowl cut. Thank goodness Jon Heder played Clark because no one else could ever make that character remotely funny.

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  • 1 - sal m

    Apr 07, 2006 at 10:15 am

    i think there was a scientific study done somewhere that proved beyond a doubt that it is impossible for a movie to be funny when it features both david spade and rob schneider.

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