Movie Review: Rocky Balboa

Judging from the success of nostalgic programming on television such as Where Are They Now?, E! True Hollywood Story, I Love the ‘70s, ...‘80s, ...‘90s, etcetera, fans enjoy taking a look back. On this front, Rocky Balboa delivers.

Writer/director Sylvester Stallone reprises his role as the rags-to-riches-to-rags boxer we last saw in Rocky V, fighting his former protégé and then heavyweight champ Tommy Gunn in an old school street brawl. Rocky is now a restaurateur, who entertains the clientele with stories of his battles. He still hangs around with his brother-in-law Paulie, played again by Burt Young, who is still as crotchety as ever.

Rocky and Paulie reminisce through a large portion of the film, and there are several homages to previous outings. Pedro Lovell reprises his role as Spider Rico, the fighter we see Rocky battle at the church in the first film. Spider gets free meals at the restaurant Rocky runs. Though played by a different actress this time out, Rocky once again tries to help Marie, the young girl he walked home and gave advice to in the first film. Rocky gives her and her son jobs in the restaurant, which is now convienently filled with both memorabilia and characters from the previous films.

As in the fifth film, Rocky is still trying to build a relationship with his son, who is now out on his own, but frustrated with living in his dad’s shadow.

So, we are given a nice update as to where Rocky is now, and it is an enjoyable update. Unfortunately, we then have to move on. Inspired by the comeback of George Foreman, Stallone decides to bring Rocky out of retirement. Not a bad concept, but so poorly executed we are left to wonder if perhaps Sly has not taken a few too many punches.

After a computer-generated fight between the former champ Rocky Balboa and the current champ Mason “The Line” Dixon, played by Antonio Tarver, airs on ESPN, Rocky is inspired to give boxing another go. He applies for and receives his boxing license, but not without a passionate plea to the governing body. In said plea, we have not seen a monologue so poorly delivered since we saw Rambo’s tirade to Colonel Troutman (Richard Crenna) at the end of First Blood.

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  • 1 - MCH

    Jan 16, 2007 at 11:50 pm

    I finally lifted my Sly sanction and was presently surprised, it was much better than I expected. I've boycotted Stallone ever since his phoney Rambo series (something to do with a draft dodger making millions pretending to be a patriot...but I digress). And I agree, the fight scenes were the low point of the flick. His reflexes are too far gone to do the coreography anymore.

  • 2 - Godzilla Blitz

    Jan 17, 2007 at 1:10 am

    Nice review, been trying to decide whether to see this movie or not.

    I've been wondering about the fight scenes. At some point you figure age has to catch up with Stallone. Sounds like you thought it really caught up with him.

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