Last but not least is The Legend of Bigfoot (dir. Harry Winer, 1976) — which I admit I didn't finish after being warned of a tremendously manipulative and off-topic love story concerning two squirrels. Three hundred minutes is a lot of Bigfoot, and I had some Bresson next in queue. Still: two mangy thumbs up for the A-side of this quadruple bill. you can send it back with the other side unwatched.
Tangentially related — and alas, the extent of its tangentiality was unknown to me until the program's tele-evangelegraphed ending — The Legend of Desert Bigfoot (dir. Robert Vernon, 1995) an episode of Last Chance Detectives, a series which follows the adventures of pre-teen Christian seekers of truth. High production and family values aside, this was not about Bigfoot at all, but about doing the right thing.
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1 - James A. Gardner
"4 Blood-Freezing Features" says the DVD cover, so I was expecting something cryogenic! Not really.
Great review! I'm pleased to see a film critic who writes to the long-neglected "connoisseur of bad film and worse hygiene"! As part of your target demographic, we demand more!