Movie Review: 300 Spartans vs. The Modern Media-cracy - Page 3

The film has taken flack for being homophobic, in part because the Persian God King Xerxes is portrayed as being aggressively androgynous. While hardly historically accurate, the decision to portray him that way is a legitimate artistic choice. Ancient gods often had androgynous or hermaphroditic qualities, and the character definitely amps up the fantastical quality of the story.

Along with some really amazing action scenes, there is a secondary plot dealing with the politics going on back in Sparta. Leonidas and his wife, the unfortunately (yet historically accurate) named Queen Gorgo have a surprisingly complex relationship for a battle movie. I actually found myself wondering if they were overdoing the Grrrrrl Power bit while watching the movie, but then I looked it up when I got home. Apparently women in Sparta were unusually powerful compared to their contemporaries elsewhere. When the men are away at war all the time, someone has to keep things running.

Oh dear, there I go again with the history. For a wild action movie, they did include a remarkable amount of historically accurate detail, but it would be silly to call this history. In fact, one element of the story is the idea of storytellers sitting around a campfire, spinning a yarn that is intended to inform, inspire, and entertain, with emphasis on the latter two. The story of King Leonidas and his band of Spartan soldiers has been told and retold untold thousands of times since the battle occurred, because it’s a great story. It makes me sad to imagine we've become unable to simply appreciate a good yarn. 300 certainly creates a fantastic vision which does the tale justice. I encourage you to leave your politics in the car, buy an extra large bag of popcorn, and enjoy it.      

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I am a film and music librarian for a public library system. Like many of my kind, I suffer from RKS, or Random Knowledge Syndrome. These musings are the inevitable end result of that condition.

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  • 1 - Baltica

    Mar 20, 2007 at 7:42 pm

    A very useful critique. I haven't seen 300 but I will be lining up, God willing. I'm sure it will be right up my street.

    However it would be surprising if this film didn't arouse some controversy. And why not? Are we the battle-avid Norsemen of the 13th Warrior or are we 21st Century humanitarians? It's an understandable dichotomy that we're not likely to resolve in a hurry. Nietzsche said we were weak to succumb to Christian ideas such as 'Love Thy Neighbour' and 'Suffer The Little Children'.

    From the penning of the Iliad and the Odyssey a section of us (humans) have been thrilling to the narration of sagas of the bloodletting inherent in the eternal struggle between Us and Them.

    Why not think of Iran and America when we contemplate Frank Miller's 300 brought to the screen? Old stories will inevitably be regarded in the light of Modern Times. Shakespeare is always being re-imagined and upgraded and to his credit his work usually seems to have some grist for the contemporary mind.

    If the species were on the brink of extinction Spartan culture might be just the thing. If the Aliens of Aliens landed, you'd want some Spartans to hold the line. (Val Kilmer's Spartan is a good film.) I can admire the Spartans now and then, but I will not be moving an inch in their direction.

    We should be grateful that some Germans did walk out 300. My take on the Germans is that they are more inclined to take up arms than shun them. It's true that some Germans might be afraid of re-awakening past demons, but I think you'll find that most areas of Eastern Europe will be tooling up for the next go-round. The Poles. The Czechs. The Hungarians. The Bulgars.

    The old dualistic Cold War is a thing of the past. The next phase will certainly be multi-player.

  • 2 - Candide

    Mar 20, 2007 at 9:43 pm

    “So how do you explain all the crappy reviews?”

    I think I know the reason that these old farts are popping up. They knew that every review would be beaming and they were afraid that their reviews would be outshined. They obviously do not have your way with words so they were forced to do what old farts do, if they know they can't win, they poop in the Cheerios so that they can ruin it for everyone. It is sad really, but it is the only way that they can get any attention. LOL!


    What is so bad is that when the critics discovered that they no longer had the power to keep people out of the theater, they resorted to questioning the intellect of the audience. Some have even resorted to name calling. The critics are getting desperate.

    I think that with so many real people sharing there movie going experiences on the internet, the paid critic is becoming redundant. What other explanation is there, the critics flamed all of the biggest grossing movies this month, but it did not stop people from turning out in droves. As a matter of fact, it might be one of the reasons people went to see the movies.

  • 3 - Kati

    Mar 20, 2007 at 11:13 pm

    "I think I know the reason that these old farts are popping up. They knew that every review would be beaming and they were afraid that their reviews would be outshined."

    My brother offered a similar perspective. He believes that many of the "ahem" older critics don't quite know what to make of these new film techniques combining live action and CGI. Sin City had the novelty factor along with direction by Robert Rodriguez to give it cache. They were willing to indulge it as a novelty, but two films is a trend! A trend with which they're not comfortable.

    I think whenever you hear a reviewer criticizing a film for being "like a video game", those are red flag words, indicating that the reviewer is too lazy to really examine what is going on. It's like code for Grandpa Simpson: "It's loud...it's busy...it's morally ambiguous...I'm late for the senior blue plate at Dennys"

  • 4 - jon

    Mar 22, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    300 is homophobic by omission. It omits to mention that male-male relationships were part of Spartan male culture. I suspect the movie's producers didn't want to include it because it might "sully" the heterosexual heroes.

  • 5 - zingzing

    Mar 22, 2007 at 3:19 pm

    homophobic? what? it's a gay man's dream! all those buff men, running around half naked and shiny from their exertions? come on! it's homoerotic! it was MADE for gay men (and their women).

  • 6 - ml

    Mar 26, 2007 at 10:22 am

    First off, I have to say that as eye candy and entertainment, I enjoyed this movie. However, to say that it isn't politically motivated?

    First off, since when was Sparta a democracy? It never was. It was a military oligarchy that didn't care about anything that didn't involve protecting their lands. While the other Greek *city-states* had their rugged terrain to protect them, the Spartans had vast plains to defend, so they turned to harsh training.

    Now, let's examine what's different between the movie and the comic: The largest point? The comic said nothing of the Queen, beyond the line about Leonidas coming back (and there was no little wolf's tooth necklace). It certainly (historically) was not her doing that caused more Spartan troops to be sent, and 300, as far as I know, is the first movie to ever say so. Suddenly, this movie is both about the battle itself, as well as the politics at home (which, as I've pointed out, is particularly contrived) about sending more troops. Sound familiar?

    So now we have "fighting for democracy" and "the battle to send more troops" as 2 contrivances of this particular movie (the comic talked of freedom and liberty--debatable but acceptable salient ideas).

    Then how about the villainization? More like demonization. Again, "300" is the first time this happens. Even in the comic, the only grotesque creature was Ephialtes (the Hunchback of Sparta). Why? Even the Immortal Elites were only men, called "Immortal" because their numbers never dwindled due to constant recruitment. Never anywhere was it said that they were mutilated.

    My point is that anyone who has seen this movie and has had a bit of classical education should have had red flags go up. Anyone who has had a classical education, has read the comic, and has watched this movie should be able to see these exact same points.

    Again I'll say that as cinematic candy, "300" is fine, but to ignore what it changes, both from history and from the comic that it purports to be based on? I can understand if people are ignorant of these points, but certainly listening to someone who *does* make these points shouldn't be out of the question, should it?

  • 7 - pepekpren

    Mar 27, 2007 at 7:46 am

    patek nag!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 8 - Kati

    Mar 27, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    One of the benefits of writing one's own reviews is that one is allowed to exercize all kinds of hyperbole to make one's argument.

    Do I think that the story told in 300 has no relevence to today? No, obviously not. Do I think that you're silly if you see parallels to the story and some things that are happening today? No, there's nothing wrong with a movie making you think. The history of humanity is a constant repition of themes, over and over.

    What I do think is goofy is assigning some kind of intention to the film makers, like calling them facists, for example, because they made a funky action picture.

    Enjoying 300 doesn't mean you think ancient Sparta, with its forced military service, eugenics and battle hive society is some kind of exemplary model, any more than enjoying the Matrix makes you an anarchist.

    It's interesting you mention the Queen Gorgo story line, which to me was the least interesting part of the movie. It was added in because the studio thought it would appeal more to women to have a storyline involving a female character. To me, that story says a lot more about the politics of movie focus groups than it does current society.

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