Lynch, live and lascivious

Somewhere, deep in the brain, there's a little gate that everything we say passes through before we actually speak it; its purpose is to protect the outside world from our own inner monologues--that way, we don't end up blurting things out like "My lord, Aunt Bertha's growth looks like a second head now" or "Your girlfriend smells like a rotting skunk covered in burnt hair." These, and similar, comments remain--fortunately--internalized. Although there are always exceptions, most of the time it works like it's supposed to, and we're spared the embarrassment of blurting out something inappropriate, say, at the family Thanksgiving dinner or in front of a new client.

In some cases, though, that little "gate of appropriateness" doesn't work, either by default or by choice--patients who suffer from Tourette's Syndrome, for instance, can't keep the gate closed. People like Stephen Lynch, however, realize full well how horrible the thing is that they're saying, but that gate stays wide open anyway. Make no mistake about it--Lynch is absolutely a talented guitarist and quite clever when it comes to lyrics, but the subject matter he covers is not exactly intended for the older or more conservative set. So consider yourself warned--if sacriledge and vulgarity (albeit amusing vulgarity) offend your sensibilities, then this guy is not for you. But if you think a song about a pedophilic priest would be funny or the Richard Gere "gerbil sex" incident makes you giggle, then by all means read on.

Some of you may be scratching your heads as to who exactly Stephen Lynch is, though chances are that you've heard one of his songs at some point without realizing it. He was the star of an episode of "Comedy Central Presents" in 2000 (it's still replayed regularly) that racked up great ratings and remains one of the series' most popular episodes. His style of comedy? Simple, innocent-sounding guitar songs with... well... not-so-innocent lyrics tacked on. His most popular and well-known songs include "Special Olympics" (which is an ode to the titular games), "Herm-Aphrodite" (about a crush on a transsexual), and so on. (Some of his songs can be listened to on his website.)

Article Author: Ryan Eanes

Ryan Eanes is a freelance writer, designer and producer based in Brooklyn, New York. He is a graduate of Wake Forest University, and is completing a MA in Media Studies at The New School in New York.

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