My mind should be reeling over that last scene, but frankly I’m just dying to see this end already.
7:14 AM
Alan Wilson, who is supposedly THE ultimate bad guy of all million seasons of 24 arrives in a limo to meet Tony.
Alan tells Tony that he has been an asset. Tony seems about to blow up Jack, but Renee and the FBI cavalry arrive.
Chaos, shooting, gasoline, helicopters, fires, explosions, Jack is free but his mouth and hands are duct taped. And you wonder why he has to head butt people?
Renee tries to disarm Jack. Jack explains the entire season’s final plot to Renee. Renee tells Jack that none of it makes any sense. Jack screams “JUST GO WITH IT” at Renee.
Tony shoots the woman who just recommended him for a promotion.
Tony is in full revenge mode. Alan Wilson claims his innocence. Tony isn’t buying any of it.
Pain, sorrow, anger, a few kicks to Alan Wilson's gut. Tony reveals the final kicker. Michelle was pregnant when Alan offed her. “You killed my Son, MY SOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. And now I’m going to kill you.”
I’d give Tony’s scream about a B+ on the Angelina Jolie “MY SOOOOONNNNNNN” scale.
Jack pops in and saves Alan Wilson. Tony gets shot. Tony unloads years and years of being the second banana rage at Jack as the FBI carts him away.
Can you imagine how complicated Tony’s trial is going to be? That thing won’t go to the jury for decades.
Jack suddenly remembers that he is dying. Did someone really get paid to write all this nonsense?
Commercial informs us that we can buy this season of 24 tomorrow! I barely want to watch the last 30 minutes much less relive all this idiocy tomorrow.
Chances of watching Season 7 of 24 and ever wanting to watch it on DVD: 500-1 against.
7:31 AM
Renee accuses Alan Wilson of being more evil than Hitler. Wilson admits that he’s evil, but brags that he is too smart to have left behind any evidence of that. Renee spits on him because, well, what else can she do?
Renee wants to go all Jack Bauer on Alan Wilson’s ass, but she needs Jack’s help. Sadly, Jack is having a huge existential nightmare over the fact that he can’t follow the plot. Renee yells, “JUST GO WITH IT!”
Article comments
1 - Glen Boyd
Damn that was nearly longer than the season dude. But I also have to admit I found a lot of it pretty funny. Speaking of which...
Did anyone besides me notice how much the evil guy with Jack's daughter in the airport looked like R.E.M.'s Peter Buck?
Maybe he's still pissed about getting busted for that drunk tirade on a plane a few years back.
-Glen
2 - Brad Laidman
Does that make Tony, Michael Stipe?
3 - tracey
This season was a bit lame but no where as bad as season 6. That was the worst. Season 5 remains my favorite. Hope season 8 is much better. Hope the new President isn't as lame as this one and no way as boring as Wayne Palmer. They should have a Black or Asian women for President.