The doctor tells Tony that Jack is dust by the end of tonight’s episode. They are going to try to keep him alive until they are ready to harvest his organs. I’d pay at least $5,000 for Jack Bauer’s gallbladder.
The evil woman gives Tony the job recommendation that he wanted. Her boss is coming down to meet Tony. Meet him or kill him, whatever the mood dictates.
The evil doctors look like they are about to anally probe Jack.
Whoaaaaaaahhh, Jack’s been playing possum! Jack goes ballistic on all the evil doctors. There are no survivors. Jack escapes, but Tony’s not far behind.
Odds on Jack dying in the next hour: 8-1 against.
Odds on Tony at some point being revealed to be good again: Even money.
Odds on me enjoying the Glee Premiere: 2-3 for.
7:01 AM
Chloe and Janice examine the lap top. Kim reminds us that Jack is dying.
Jack is trying to steal a taxi cab. Tony tries to stop him. Shoot out. More dripping gasoline.
Jack is lighting a flare.
Tony stops him from lighting himself on fire. Should we be happy about this?
Ethan and Aaron bring down the hammer on Olivia. Which is worse, the fact that she tried to cover up having someone killed or the fact that she disappointed Aaron?
Olivia begs for mercy. Ethan says that he’s going to leave it up to the President to punish her or not. Apparently, you can be a fully grown, Chief of Staff, but it’s still up to your mother to punish you or not.
Jack yells at Tony.
“Please let me die in peace!”
Here it comes . . . . Tony is going good, again! Wait actually; it’s about avenging Michelle’s death, and every bad thing that has happened on this show over the past five seasons.
Jack and Tony have a huge debate as to whether Tony is good or evil. Tony explains that only the most clever dude of all time could be good, when he was being evil, when he was being heroic, when he was actually being evil …when he was really supposed to be dead the whole time. Kiefer tells Tony not to forget whose show this is.
So is Tony evil? Sages may argue over this question for the rest of time.
Tony intends to use an exploding Jack to kill the guy behind the guy behind the guy behind killing his wife, Michelle, and former all American good guy, David Palmer. He's probably the guy behind steroids in baseball too.
Article comments
1 - Glen Boyd
Damn that was nearly longer than the season dude. But I also have to admit I found a lot of it pretty funny. Speaking of which...
Did anyone besides me notice how much the evil guy with Jack's daughter in the airport looked like R.E.M.'s Peter Buck?
Maybe he's still pissed about getting busted for that drunk tirade on a plane a few years back.
-Glen
2 - Brad Laidman
Does that make Tony, Michael Stipe?
3 - tracey
This season was a bit lame but no where as bad as season 6. That was the worst. Season 5 remains my favorite. Hope season 8 is much better. Hope the new President isn't as lame as this one and no way as boring as Wayne Palmer. They should have a Black or Asian women for President.