Amazing, almost half of the commercials for this show are for wireless firms. Why would you sponsor a show that shows your product failing at every key moment?
“So what's that I smell of sour cream and failure.” I’ve seen that commercial 12 times and I still have no idea what company it is telling me to use.
6:30 AM
Olivia threatens to strip search Ethan. Ethan and Olivia bicker over the recording.
Ethan wants to speak to the President. Olivia brings the law down on Ethan.
Olivia breaks the recording, but it turns out that Ethan slipped her a fake. Aaron is impressed by Ethan’s cunning. Ethan tells Aaron that he knew she was an evil little whore from the first day he met her.
Jack realizes what Tony has him in for. He’s less than pleased.
They strap him to a table and drug him.
Tony asks for a raise! Tony wants to meet the mysterious head guy of the evil league of private contractors. If Tony becomes good again, I may have to gouge my eyes out with a fork.
The evil doctor starts giving Jack some bio weapon liposuction. Jack screams. I wonder if Kiefer screamed while he was head butting that guy a few weeks ago. It would definitely make it scarier, but I’d be so honored to be attacked by Jack Bauer that I’d let it slide.
6:45 AM
Renee gets to the airport to save Kim. Kim is actually trailing the guy, who was supposed to be kidnapping her. That seems pretty stupid to me. Isn’t following him, what he’d be telling her to do if she was still under his control?
Kim comes to her senses and finds a cop, which probably means that that cop is toast.
And the cop is dead. Didn’t see that one coming did I?
The kidnapper flips his stolen ride.
Kim goes after the bad guy’s lap top. She is soon on fire. The creepy dude explodes. Kim gets away and explains to Renee that she heard that the creepy dude had tons of great music in his iTunes folder. Either that or it might help them save her father; I’m pretty lost at this point.
6:54 AM
Ethan goes to his car to listen to the audio of Olivia’s secret conversations. It’s so hot that he becomes aroused.
Article comments
1 - Glen Boyd
Damn that was nearly longer than the season dude. But I also have to admit I found a lot of it pretty funny. Speaking of which...
Did anyone besides me notice how much the evil guy with Jack's daughter in the airport looked like R.E.M.'s Peter Buck?
Maybe he's still pissed about getting busted for that drunk tirade on a plane a few years back.
-Glen
2 - Brad Laidman
Does that make Tony, Michael Stipe?
3 - tracey
This season was a bit lame but no where as bad as season 6. That was the worst. Season 5 remains my favorite. Hope season 8 is much better. Hope the new President isn't as lame as this one and no way as boring as Wayne Palmer. They should have a Black or Asian women for President.