Filmmaker Michael Moore was likely miffed when he found out his hour-long appearance on the Larry King Live show was canceled. He may have gotten a phone call from King’s people that went something like this: “Your interview with Larry King has been canceled, Mr. Moore.” Click. But how did he feel when he found out he had been ousted by Paris Hilton? I bet he let a few choice words fly.
Paris sat demurely in her pale green dress and newly coiffed fetching blonde weave, as she made herself comfortable for the interview. She told Larry King that she had nightmares that someone would come into her cell and hurt her. The fan mail however was overwhelmingly positive, not a critical word in the lot. Speaking of words, Paris Hilton has a new word now to add to her already elaborate vocabulary: “scary.” She is famous for making “hot” well, hot. But now she has enlarged her linguistic palette to speak of all the “scary” things that happened to her while in jail.
She said more than once that she has done her time — three and a half weeks, locked up in a cell. Paris wants the world to know that she is a working girl. She makes her own money and is proud of that fact that her parents do not supply her with money. King asked her a pointed question: do you notify the media that you are going to be this place or that one? She said no, they are there when I wake up in the morning, all day, and they follow me from there. Paris said that the paparazzi started buzzing around her after she moved to New York and became a model.“I’ve gotten rid of a lot of people,” Paris told Larry, meaning that those who were not her friend for the right reasons have now parted company. She said that she used the MTV Awards as a sort of camouflage to make her entrance into Linwood, where she was incarcerated. She’s smart and beautiful, too! Everyone would think she was at the awards, or after parties, when all the time she was planning to check herself into jail that very night. She was asked to read a bit from the journal she kept during jail. Paris read from her notes and concluded by saying that this was a new beginning for her.
Article comments
1 - Brad Schader
Smoking Gun has seven videos of her using drugs they posted in response to the lies she told King.
2 - Gray Hunter
Paris is an idiot and so is Moore. So, if you had to choose which one to look at stupidly for an hour, which would it be?
3 - Sean Paul Mahoney
What will Paris call her halfway house? Here's some ideas:
"The Homeless Hilton "
"The Simple Life:Soup Kitchen Edition"
"You're a Battered Wife? That's Hot!"
"The Paris Hilton Foundation for like Sexy but Poor People"
4 - handyguy
The Moore interview was postponed, not canceled...it's on tonight. He can still sell plenty of weekend movie tickets.
5 - Baronius
It really is funny. King, Hilton, and Moore are all on the same level, but none of them realizes it.
6 - Ty
I'm so glad Michael Moore got punked.
Serves the bastard right.
In 2004 Michael Wilson made a documentary called "Michael Moore Hates America."
Wilson tried repeatedly to get Moore to sit down to an interview, but Moore always dodged him.
This shows that Moore is a big hypocrit because when people turn him down for interviews for movies, he gets all huffy and puffy. And then he interviews Heston for Bowling for Columbine and ambushes him.
Michael Moore should be shot.
Also, check out "Michael Moore Hates America." It's an interesting, fun documentary. Not only does it show holes in his other films, but also makes a case that he really does hate America (As shown by his love for how things are done in Canada and many other European countries).
7 - sr
WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS.