House of Wax - Perfidious Paraffin, May 6!

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What begins as a weekend getaway for six friends becomes a terrifying fight for their lives in HOUSE OF WAX, a re-imagining of the 1953 horror classic from Dark Castle Entertainment and producers Joel Silver and Robert Zemeckis.

A road trip to the college football championship takes a turn for the worse for Carly (ELISHA CUTHBERT - "Run, Kim, run!!"), Paige (PARIS HILTON - bring on the blonde sluts!) and their friends when they decide to camp out for the night on th eway to the game. A confrontation with a mysterious trucker at the camp site leaves everyone unsettled, and Carly has her hands full trying to keep the peace between her boyfriend Wade (JARED PADALECKI) and her hot-headed brother Nick (CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY).

They wake up the next morning to find that their car has been tampered with - EEK!. They accept a local’s invitation for a ride into Ambrose, the only town for miles. Once there, they are drawn to Ambrose’s main attraction—Trudy’s House of Wax, which is filled with remarkably life-like wax sculptures.

But as they soon discover, there is a shocking reason the exhibits look so real! The group must find a way out of Ambrose, or become permanent additions to the HOUSE OF WAX!

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  • 1 - MRBenning

    Apr 15, 2005 at 12:38 pm

    Damn, Eric! Don't creep me out with posts like this.

  • 2 - Eric Olsen

    Apr 15, 2005 at 12:44 pm

    ooooooo, uhuhuhuhhhuhuhu, aaahhhhhhhhh

  • 3 - MRBenning

    Apr 15, 2005 at 12:47 pm

    I can see your feet under that sheet.

    On another note, something tells me that deep down inside Elisha Cuthbert is better than this. And much better looking than Paris "the skank" Hilton.

  • 4 - Eric Olsen

    Apr 15, 2005 at 12:47 pm

    agreed on both

  • 5 - Al

    Apr 20, 2005 at 5:54 pm

    I wouldn't think Cuthbert would be that hardup for work. Maybe it was contractual obligations.

  • 6 - Eric Olsen

    Apr 20, 2005 at 7:12 pm

    that is my all-time fave pic of Paris, hugging herself so hard she almost pops

  • 7 - salmoncatchingbear

    Apr 22, 2005 at 9:36 am

    i'd have been happier to see Paris in House of a Thousand Corpses... she'd have had a far more gruesome death(and maybe actually been very afraid of Rob Zombie whilst filming)

  • 8 - Eric Olsen

    Apr 22, 2005 at 9:37 am

    that does appear to be here all waxed up on the logo, doesn't it?

  • 9 - salmoncatchingbear

    Apr 22, 2005 at 10:00 am

    it does indeed. i guess it is a good advert... and a good ploy to get both men and women in.

    women will go to see her meet a gruseome end, and men will go with them thinking their girlfriend is really cool and wants to take them to see Paris get a brazillian!

  • 10 - robbie

    Nov 21, 2005 at 8:54 am

    how in the world does the girl walk into the church and did not notice that no one turned around to see who it was i would of been like hey hey these dudes are wax

  • 11 - shay

    Jan 16, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    that cuthbert is only 'famous' for being slut in films.she only gets work coz the people that put her in their films know that pathetic loser men will just go to see it coz she'l take her clothes off..as usual.sick of these stupid blonde bimbos.they are pathetic.

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