Great pseudo-Canadians include William! Shatner! for All-Bran.
Captain Kirk wants to make your neutral zone more regular. And it somehow involves firefighters, hoses, and a lot of bran.
Wonderfalls involves Canadians, a lot of flow, and embarrasing toys.
You connect the dots. No, we don't want to see your underwear.
(but the national news just had an update on pjama pants, so you just don't know)