faux Canadian

Great pseudo-Canadians include William! Shatner! for All-Bran.

Captain Kirk wants to make your neutral zone more regular. And it somehow involves firefighters, hoses, and a lot of bran.

Wonderfalls involves Canadians, a lot of flow, and embarrasing toys.

You connect the dots. No, we don't want to see your underwear.

(but the national news just had an update on pjama pants, so you just don't know)

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  • 1 - Ms. Tek

    Apr 02, 2004 at 4:14 pm

    He's so sexy....

  • 2 - Mark Saleski

    Apr 02, 2004 at 4:19 pm

    especially in that t.j. hooker uniform.

  • 3 - Ms. Tek

    Apr 02, 2004 at 4:34 pm

    UGH!!!

  • 4 - Mark Saleski

    Apr 02, 2004 at 4:40 pm

    sorry, just keepin' things lively (it's a little too heavy in here today, if ya know what i mean)

  • 5 - Jim Carruthers

    Apr 02, 2004 at 5:02 pm

    My favourite scene in "True Romance" is where Dick Ritchie goes to audition for a part in T.J. Hooker.

    One of the interesting parts in the making of "Free Enterprise" is how they wrote the script around Shatner, and then worried that they couldn't get him to play Shatner (sort of the whole point of the movie).

    He's managed to turn that role into a whole series of very weird teevee commercials (the latest being the All Bran).

    Not to mention that horse semen lawsuit.

  • 6 - Ms. Tek

    Apr 02, 2004 at 5:36 pm

    It's been "heavy" for a while. I think its time to bring back an "ode to cheese"

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