Great pseudo-Canadians include William! Shatner! for All-Bran.
Captain Kirk wants to make your neutral zone more regular. And it somehow involves firefighters, hoses, and a lot of bran.
Wonderfalls involves Canadians, a lot of flow, and embarrasing toys.
You connect the dots. No, we don't want to see your underwear.
(but the national news just had an update on pjama pants, so you just don't know)






Article comments
1 - Ms. Tek
He's so sexy....
2 - Mark Saleski
especially in that t.j. hooker uniform.
3 - Ms. Tek
UGH!!!
4 - Mark Saleski
sorry, just keepin' things lively (it's a little too heavy in here today, if ya know what i mean)
5 - Jim Carruthers
My favourite scene in "True Romance" is where Dick Ritchie goes to audition for a part in T.J. Hooker.
One of the interesting parts in the making of "Free Enterprise" is how they wrote the script around Shatner, and then worried that they couldn't get him to play Shatner (sort of the whole point of the movie).
He's managed to turn that role into a whole series of very weird teevee commercials (the latest being the All Bran).
Not to mention that horse semen lawsuit.
6 - Ms. Tek
It's been "heavy" for a while. I think its time to bring back an "ode to cheese"