He even balks at the suggestion that House shows glimmers of humanity, calling it an "odd" sort of humanity. "He gets annoyed at irrational choices, so he will tell the truth rather than a lie to get his way out of a conversation."
"This was set up in the pilot," he recalls. "When House comes in to talk to the kindergarten teacher and he convinces her to live, he's not doing that because he's a good guy. He's doing it because he's annoyed with her decision. It's a stupid decision. Maybe that's humanity. I don't think it is. I think it's illogical, which annoys him, which is why he says death is always ugly to someone who wants to die."
Beyond House: "It's a procedural, so there are various aspects to each character that are necessary to tell the story."
House is clearly the centrepiece of the series, but he's well-served by a diversity of secondary characters. Kaplow admits to a special fondness for Wilson, a fondness he shares with the show's lead actor.
"Hugh [Laurie] has always maintained that one day the show will be Wilson, and they'll forget all about this wise cracking doctor, what's his name, he took Vicodin or something. He's said that Wilson was the real show," Kaplow laughs. "That's typical self-deprecating Hugh, but at the same time, it is a lot of fun to mess with Wilson. And it's fun to watch Wilson try to keep up, and the two of them torment each other."
But "you fall in love with all of them," he says of the characters he puts down on paper and sees come to life on-set through the talent of the actors playing them. "These people are in your head while you're writing the scripts, and then you watch them move around, and they do it in ways you weren't even thinking."
And what exactly are they doing on-set at the moment, shooting the finale? "Since you're a fan of the show I think you'd be pissed if I ruined it for you."
So he won't tell me how the season ends, or even how its special-effects laden teaser begins, but he will say this: "We've been teeing up a lot of things in the last couple of episodes and those tensions will continue to play out over the next while."
Yeah, that's not vague at all. I can promise you this: Mars does not blow up. Earth, now — he didn't say anything about Earth.
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Article comments
1 - Phillip Winn
Even this interview made me laugh. Wow, well done!
I'm really not all that much for spoilers; I prefer to let the episodes come as they do. But now you've got even me wondering about the finale. Argh!
2 - TV and Film Guy
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3 - Corien
Whoo!! It's here!
This is one great second interview with my favorite House-writer (huh, he didn't think anyone noticed? though admittedly he shares that first place with David Shore), and I am so very happy that you are as big of a spoiler-phobe as I am.
I could read this without having to screen for possible spoilers at the same time.
(I've gotten better at closing my eyes very fast - it's a Pavlov thing - so I only catch half of a spoiler and still remain somewhat clueless.)
Only now I really really am looking forward to the finale. (Mars not blowing up..does that mean something else probably will??)
And the rest of Season 3 for that matter.
And at the same time I don't because, well,a long House-less summer will follow.
So, when will they start writing on Season 4?
Anyway, it's great to see certain things confirmed, and have some new information added.
I'm going to read this again. A bit slower this time around.
4 - BoffleB.
Great interview, Diane, as always! So Kaplow says House really doesn't have a heart of gold? And a thousand fanfics sputter and die, only to be resurrected with someone seeing even deeper into his careworn heart yet again...
BTW, that's just the right amount of spoiler for me, though you may have given it away at the end there: so House gets the superpower to blow up the earth and does! That would be awesome. And the new show will be called Anti-Heroes!
Did you get any sense of whether Kaplow will still be involved with House (writing an ep or two?) once his development deal kicks in?
5 - Diane Kristine
Thanks guys. Yeah, I'm begrudginly happy not to be spoiled. I guess. Boffle, I hope to soon pry some news out of him about the deal.
6 - MD80
I have a bad feeling about all this 'Fans will be amused' or something.I just hope it is not some sort of hookup between House and anyone else,even if for a short term.That would NOT be fun!
Rest,I will be happy to see anything,whether it is Mars blowing up or Neptune!Or even Uranus(which has some relation to human anatomy).
7 - Diane Kristine
It's hard to imagine the hook up that requires special effects and stunt men, but I guess anything's possible.
8 - Temple Stark
If House got his leg amputated that would amuse me as an occasional viewer, already tired of the show. The guy's a genius because he guesses everything else but the right answer? Oh and he's sympathetic because he's an addict? Oh and half of what he says would get him fired in a New York minute, but he's a genius so all is gorgiven. It's circular and it doesn't work for me, but then I'm just me, one viewer among millions. :-)
There's some touching moments to the show but most of them are so contrived they fail to emote.
- Temple
9 - Temple Stark
!@#$% I meant to add good brief interview, and I don't like most TV shows as I find it impossible to view them without the veil of real life, so I'm not the typical viewer.
10 - Grace
I disagree with him. I think House does have a good side. I saw it with Stacy and lots of other times.
I hope season 4 will be better than season 3. I wasn't that impressed.....especially not with the Tritter arc and the rehab stuff. And I hate the House/Cuddy House/Cameron thing. Neither one is the right person for House.
Just tell stories like in season one. Don't make House suffer anymore than he already does.
BTW, I LOVE this show and NEVER miss it.
11 - Josh
Great job, as always, Diane.
12 - Elyn
Great interview! I never really like reading a whole interview, but this one was quite entertaining.
Can't wait til the season finale! I'm a spoiler-loving fan and I'm still looking around for anymore possible spoilers for the ending. I never miss an episode! I love this show!
13 - NLP
I don't "hope" Season 4 will be better than Season 3 -- by default, it'll HAVE to be. I almost uniformly hated Season 3 for (a) the Tritter arc; (b) the addiction/rehab baloney; (c) turning Cameron into a b!tch; (d) having her soullessly hook up w/ that wombat; (e) by & large abandoning the relationship between House & Cameron that they --TPTB themselves! -- spent the 1st 2 seasons slowly building; & (f) trying to put House w/ Cuddy in any way, shape, or fashion. Ick! Other than that, great season, guys!
14 - Diane Kristine
I think you're watching a different show if you think they've been building to a House/Cameron climax. They've been playing with House/Cuddy since the pilot. They're toying with both matchups while never committing to one (or all three, if you want to add Wilson into the mix).
15 - Diane Kristine
Grace, yeah, I don't think he meant House doesn't have a good side AT ALL, or that he doesn't occasionally care about people. He was more reacting to the attitude in some fans that underneath it all, House is a nice guy and if only the right woman would come along, or if only he wasn't in pain, his good heart would shine through (that's gotta be the fanfic standard, right?). He's a bastard with human emotion, but a bastard through and through. And I wouldn't have it any other way - that's part of what makes him such a great character.
16 - d alper
Best line ever in a TV series could possibly be: "...just because she's a hooker does'nt mean she does'nt enjoy the sex!" Awesome, perfectly written, perfectly acted, directed and perfectly placed musical ending. My next CD purchase will be the compilation of that last haunting tune the show's producers choose to close the episode as its finale. Great piece. Thx
17 - Kaonashi
House and Cameron should never, ever be put together seriously. It's too gross to think about. He is way too old for her. But a House/Cuddy thing? That would be amusing to watch. Cuddy/Wilson would be kind of weird since they're so similar in personality. I don't think it would work out. But a House/Cuddy thing would be hot. Imagine the snarky banter they always have, but then they'd have lustful sex when they go home. Yowza.
18 - Kinema
To the person who referred to Chase as "that wombat", incase you didn't know the actors who play Chase and Cameron are in a relationship in real life, hence the Cameron/Chase relationship going atm i guess...
19 - Lakpops
House/Cameron relationship would be MUCH better for the show. Unfortunately since Chase and Cameron are together in real life, that might be the route they'll take :/