DVD Review : Soldiers in the Army of God

I don’t know how to begin to review this documentary from the HBO America Undercover series. It touches on a very delicate subject, abortion, and the freaks that populate this Army of God. And by freaks, I mean some insane people who I believe just need a little nudge to cross that border into McVeigh-land.

The documentary starts by showing us the Army of God’s holy martyr, Paul Hill, who shot at three people and killed two of them all in the name of God. Then we meet this Army of God, Neal Horsely, Bob Lokey and Jonathan O’Toole being the major players. They’re all a few sandwiches short of a Sunday picnic. There’s no other way I can say this - they’re nuts.

When Bob Lokey was serving 20 years for murder, he predictably, of course, found God and proceeded to circumcise himself with a razor blade and he thinks this is all sane and for the greater good. Horsely, whose name is not without irony, is a man who practiced zoophilia or bestiality in the past. Jonathan O’Toole left his family at the age of 19 to live with Horsely in another state so that he could be “groomed” for the Army of God’s impending war on “Gomorrah” and joined the marines to learn how to use ordnance (I wonder why?).

What’s frightening is that the wives are relegated to being hostesses for Army of God get-togethers that seem to go down like a Tupperware party from hell. Parties where these rednecks from Alabama (and surroundings states) have fun re-enacting - wait for it — a Jerry Springer episode about sluts who aborted babies -– you just can’t get more white trash than that. I feel sorry for the people of the “redneck states”, for whom the Army of God are their cultural ambassadors to the outside world. I wish we could see something other than this coming from those states.

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  • 1 - joe

    May 08, 2008 at 4:14 am

    all these guys in soldiers in the army of God..are all fuckin hicked out rednecks..you guys are dumb as fuckin rocks..you dont know shit you guys are just a bunch of white rtash trying to make a living off abortions..and that dude jonathan or what ever his redneck name is ur dumb as shit fuckking homo learn how to talk u lil bitch.and the one guy that sounds like doctor phil if i ever see nyou i piss all over you and tell you how dumb you fuckin sound on t.v. i hope when you die go go strait to hell and get ass fucked 4 ever. you guys are just reneck/white trash probley suck each other off before your meetings. saying that people should kill other people that do abortions and all that dumb redneck talk when your just supporting the same thing ur agaist..wich is called murder u fucking white trash faggots. u guys grew up on a fuckin farm having insest sex wit your family members and all where born dumb redneck shit heads if anything you guys should been the ones aborted so no one had to hear all the dumb shit you guys say. neal and bob and jonathan i hope you guys know ur only good in life to be made fun of and to show other people that rednecks and white trash really do exsist and if i ever where to see you guys in person id piss and shit all over you

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