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And if you're ever attacked by a 14-foot grizzly bear in the woods, a .38 pistol will not do you much good. In fact, it just might get you eaten faster. This was the bit that made my wife and me laugh so hard. Wait for the part where he talks about Deep Woods Off. We decided that we need a can of White's version of the product for both our workplaces. (I'd tell you what it is, but I don't think the censors would allow it!)
If the main show on the DVD isn't enough, there are also four bits that were deleted because they were too racy for the main event. They include "Rickety Piece of Shit Bridge," "A Fourteen Footer" (this is more of the bit about the bear), "Brokeback Mountain XXX," and "I Already Had This Erection." And if you couldn't tell from the titles of these bits... yes, they definitely put the "blue" in blue collar.
Ron White is a very funny man with a gift for self-deprecating humor that strikes home for most of us. Some people may be offended by some of the language or content, but if you're in need of a good laugh, I'd be surprised if you didn't get at least one from this show. Even White was amused during parts of the show when he would swap words accidentally. For instance, he mistakenly says "UFO tour" instead of "USO tour" during one part of the show, and you can imagine the difference a letter makes.
Be sure to check out Ron White: Behavioral Problems at your local video store or online retailer. Just make sure the kids are in bed when you watch!
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