Written by Fumo Verde
Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation. And let’s fucking hope so, I have just about had enough of Hollywood trying to re-cut and re-hash old shit. Bachelor Party with Tom Hanks had just enough “over the top” humor to make it funny, plus it had a decent script. Bachelor Party 2 lacks that key ingredient. Instead they use every stale old joke and boring cliché they could find and it still doesn’t work. I guess the studios feel that if they put enough naked hot girls in the flick no one will care that they just dropped twenty bucks in the theater, but that doesn’t fly too well on DVD. Sure, one could use the slow motion on the DVD player, but if you going to use it for purposes other than regular viewing, I suggest Spanky’s Porn Shop in Santa Ana.
Here’s the skinny on the flick: Ron meets Melinda in a museum, and after two whole months they decide to get married. Melinda is super rich and amazingly, her father Ron approves. Yeah right; a mega-wealthy guy with a hot daughter (and Sara Foster is hot!) is just going to let some lonely number-cruncher marry his daughter. The old guy also has a daughter named Autumn, who is married to Todd. Todd doesn’t like Ron and thinks Ron will take over his post in the family business, which could be selling vibrators considering all the ones we saw in this flick.
Todd decides to throw Ron a bachelor party down in Miami Beach, but his ultimate plan is to get Ron to cheat and capture it on film so he can show Melinda. Ron and his buddies go along for the ride and screw everything from recovering sex addicts to shoe buffers. All Todd had to do was answer Ron’s cell phone and tell Mel that her husband-to-be is like the First Fleet when it pulls into port. She comes down, and after a dramatic golf-cart chase, love finally triumphs in the end.
Article comments
1 - El Bicho
What are you griping about? The hot chick in my movie kept her clothes on.