DVD Releases For February 1, 2005 - Page 3

Part of: New DVDs

Arthur's Treasure Hunt (1999)
Studio: Sony Music Distribution
Rated: Not Rated

Babe Family Double Feature (1995)
Studio: Universal Studios Home Video
Rated: G

Bad Girls (1994)
French Version
Studio: 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment
Rated: R

Balto 3: Wings Of Change (2004)
Studio: Universal Studios Home Video
Rated: G

Beastmaster - Season 1: Volume 1 (1999)
Studio: ADV Films, Inc.
Rated: Not Rated

Beastmaster - Season 1: Volume 2 (1999)
Studio: ADV Films, Inc.
Rated: Not Rated

Beethoven Family Double Feature (1992)
Studio: Universal Studios Home Video
Rated: PG

Blood Tide (1982)
Studio: Madacy Entertainment Group
Rated: R
The Duke Says - Budget release for this classic slab of nonsense. It's a sort of Anthropophagus type deal, with none other than James Earl Jones going ahead and reviving a long-slumbering sea creature on a Greek Island.

The Blue Lagoon/Return to the Blue Lagoon (Double Feature, 2 discs) (1980)
2-DVD Set
Studio: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
Rated: R

Bobby McFerrin - Spontaneous Inventions (1986)
Studio: EMI Video
Rated: Not Rated

The Bodyguard / Message In A Bottle
Studio: Warner Home Video
Rated: Unknown

The Bodyguard / Message In A Bottle
Longbox
Studio: Warner Home Video
Rated: Unknown

The Bodyguard / Message In A Bottle
Side by Side
Studio: Warner Home Video
Rated: Not Rated

The Bodyguard (1992)
Special Edition
Studio: Warner Home Video
Rated: Unknown
The Duke Says - Connoisseurs of overwrought romantic dramas will be beside themselves with the release of this right here. Whether or not they'll be especially impressed with the bonus material on offer is another matter. There's an audio commentary, plus the video for Whitney's Dolly Parton cover. Coat Of Many Colors, I think it was. Other than that, though, there's just a couple interviews. Oh well.

The Brak Show
Studio: Warner Home Video
Rated: Not Rated

Broadway Melody of 1929
Studio: Warner Home Video
Rated: Unknown

Care Bears - Festival of Fun (1988)
Studio: Lion's Gate Films
Rated: G

Care Bears - Magical Adventures (1988)
Studio: Lion's Gate Films
Rated: G

Carolina (2003)
Studio: Buena Vista Home Entertainment
Rated: PG-13

The Cat and the Canary (1927)
SPECIAL EDITION
Studio: Image Entertainment, Inc.
Rated: Not Rated

Chariots of Fire (1981)
Special Edition
Studio: Warner Home Video
Rated: Unknown
The Duke Says - "The British are coming!" hollered the director when picking up his Oscars. "Where the fuck are they, then?" hollered everyone else a couple months later. If slow-motion running and lots of Vangelis is your bag, then best head off, arms aloft, in the direction of this here.

Charmed - The Complete First Season (1998)
6-Disc Set
Studio: Paramount Home Entertainment
Rated: Not Rated

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  • 1 - Eric Berlin

    Feb 02, 2005 at 3:46 pm

    No, I don't even recognize the original movie as part of the Buffy franchise. She was hot enough, I suppose, but never on that daydream about / elevate above the level of mortal human level, you know?

  • 2 - Eric Olsen

    Feb 02, 2005 at 4:07 pm

    too vacant, I know

  • 3 - Jim Carruthers

    Feb 02, 2005 at 4:13 pm

    I've seen Rollins several times on his spoken word tours, and it is the closest I've literally come to pissing my pants laughing. It's not the stories, so much, and the presentation helps, and pacing, staging, there's none of that, it's just Henry and microphone (and after meeting him a Black Flag show in Montreal, he's not that tall either, or at another meeting doing business, not that chatty when not performing) but as they say, the whole package.

    I've got a couple of his spoken word CDs, but to get the full impact, especially if you haven't seen him live is the DVD. He is a great mimic, and really good at the body language.

    As for Penn & Teller Bullshit, sadly, the second season isn't as good as the first, since they mainly spend their time picking on easy, soft targets, and don't pull many pranks. Most of the episodes are just the duo going through the motions rather than sleight of hand. What I really want from them is a nice DVD set with extras and commentary of their great stage show. Since they have essentially just stayed in Las Vegas, it would be better than this bullshit.

  • 4 - Eric Olsen

    Feb 02, 2005 at 4:20 pm

    "essential as all frozen fuck" - Shakespearean, my friend

    "So how did you get the ball?" he asked with only slight trepidation.

    I used to live down the street from where Black Flag recorded in Hermosa and ran into them several times at parties, on the street and whatnot. Rollins was actually rather shy - I agree he's really funny, though.

  • 5 - Jim Carruthers

    Feb 02, 2005 at 5:03 pm

    I see this as an indie break-out hit, a crazy motherfucker who is cast away on an island in the North Sea, and aside from a washed-up container of Guinness and sardines only has a tennis ball for companionship, which he names Kristen, since that is name on the ball.

    The movies play in his mind, which he provides DVD director's commentary to Kristen are captured by a combined ESA and CIA pair of spy satellites, and become a hit reality show. The authorities send Jessica Stevenson undercover as Kristen Dunst, claiming she is really Sydney Bristow.

    Hijinks ensue.

  • 6 - Eric Berlin

    Feb 02, 2005 at 5:16 pm

    Degrassi Junior High finally got released to DVD? I can finally breathe easy once again... I can only hope it was worth the long, cold, lonely years of waiting.

    You hit the mark exactly with your take on School Daze: underwhelming yet interesting. Is it just me or does that hit the mark on about 80% of Spike Lee's films?

    I don't know why, but Karate Kid I and II had a large impact on me and my friends, pop culturally speaking, growing. Quite often we would say things like, "That same piece of wood we found on beach long time ago?" and someone else, solemn and knowingly, would nod their head and say, "Hai. Same."

    Duke -- Always love to see your takes on all things cinematic.

    Eric Berlin
    Dumpster Bust: Miracles from Mind Trash

  • 7 - HW Saxton

    Feb 02, 2005 at 5:19 pm

    I saw "Black Flag"(pre Henry)play at The
    Fleetwood in Redondo Beach twice. Some
    of Black Flag's footage for "The Decline
    Of Western Civilization" was shot the
    night we were there. Other bands on the
    bill that night were The Mau'Mau's,The
    Cheifs(sic),Vicious Circle (who morphed
    into TSOL), The Screwz and a couple of
    others I'm forgetting.

    I think the Flag were at their peak with
    Dez Cadena and Henry both in the band.
    Once Dez split/quit the sound started to
    change real fast and not for the better
    to my ears.



  • 8 - Eric Olsen

    Feb 02, 2005 at 5:33 pm

    "More Care Bears on DVD!" he said dancing around the room waving his arms and tweaking his nipples, "Lily will be so excited!"

  • 9 - Eric Olsen

    Feb 02, 2005 at 5:37 pm

    re Karate Kid 4, "the girl" you mention is Hillary Swank

  • 10 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Feb 02, 2005 at 5:38 pm

    hey folks.

    Jim, that sounds like the best film ever made, most likely. Could we get Tom Hanks involved, maybe just to float past at one point on a dingy, so as folks in the audience can go "ooh, see that? that was a homage right there", and then the person next to them can go "i think you'll find it's AN homage, motherfucker."

    Alas, the couple episodes i've seen of Bullshit season 2 are, as you say, not as good as first time around. But i'll still pick it up though, since i belive slightly under-par bullshit is still prefereable to loads of other stuff.

    Eric, Shakespeare WISHES he could have sworn in such a manner, is what i'm guessing. And to answer your question, what i did was purchase the item from one of your big-business autograph dealer types. How anyone could part with such an item is beyond me, regardless of the money involved.

    Eric B, i agree with you. 80% of Spike's output is lacking, i feel. But then he'll fling something like 25th Hour at us, and what can a man do but say "well, whatever he did, at least he gave us 25th hour".

    Also, i belive Karate Kid 1-3 played a part in all our lives.

    HW and Jim, alas, i never had the priveledge of seeing the flag, nor indeed mr rollins, but i do believe he's been to belfast a couple times with his spoken word shenanigans. Maybe next time. And HW, you remind me once more how shocking, sad and disgraceful it is that none of the Decline... flicks are available on DVD. come the hell on, Penelope Spheeris. How many Wayne's World's are out there on shiny disc? Dozens, i'd wager.

  • 11 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Feb 02, 2005 at 5:39 pm

    eric O, the duchess was very fond of the care bears. I belive i purchased the flicks for her one time. Thus, i felt much too raw for to fling text in the direction of said releases. Motherfucking care bears.


    And i'd totally forgotten that was Hilary Swank! God. And she wasn't even oscar nominated!

  • 12 - Eric Olsen

    Feb 02, 2005 at 5:49 pm

    nothing unites my 20 year-old daughter and 5 year-old daughter like the Care Bears. The elder even applied her college-educated artiste skills to a Care Bear mural on the younger lass's bedroom wall - it brings a tear.

  • 13 - HW Saxton

    Feb 02, 2005 at 5:52 pm

    Duke, Your first paragraph in Post # 8
    reminds me of one of my alltime favorite
    episodes of "The Honeymooners". In this
    episode Ralph K. decides to once again
    become an entrepeneur by selling these
    kitchen devices that are made to core
    apples.Somehow, Norton ends up doing the
    sales pitch as "How To Core A Apple".
    LOfuckin'L. Classic comedy.


  • 14 - Jim Carruthers

    Feb 02, 2005 at 5:55 pm

    Does this mean you'd like a scan of the autograph from my copy of the "Decline of Western Civilization" LP by Penelope Spheeris? (And if I'd known what crap she would go on to make, I'd never have talked with her, though she did introduce me to Candice Bergin).

    I did see a DVD of DWC at a local video store, but looked tres bootleg, and I haven't rented it yet.

    I suspect it is because of Ozzy in the second one which keeps them off the market, plus music licensing issues (for shits and giggles, try to figure out who really owns punk rock chunes from the early 80s).

  • 15 - Eric Olsen

    Feb 02, 2005 at 5:58 pm

    that reminds me: is there a DVD of Urgh: A Music War, that's one bizarre lineup of art damage, new wave and punkiness

  • 16 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Feb 02, 2005 at 6:24 pm

    of course the best week for DVD releases is coming up shortly, when Wimbeldon gets an outing here in the UK. maybe i'll see my tennis ball.

  • 17 - HH

    Feb 02, 2005 at 6:26 pm

    What? Nothing about Wonderfalls aside from the bare minimum? Travesty.

  • 18 - Jim Carruthers

    Feb 02, 2005 at 6:35 pm

    I did give a week's notice of this criminally overlooked series, plus there was one other posting yesterday about "Wonderfalls"

    Not to excuse Duke's failure, but he does have that tennis ball and all. And like Jaye, it is probably telling him to make other people's lives better.

  • 19 - Eric Berlin

    Feb 02, 2005 at 7:33 pm

    By the way, Duke: What you feel for Ms. Dunst, I once felt for the young Ms. S Michelle Gellar circa Season Two of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (or a weak facsimile of your Strong and True devotion, I should say). For whatever reason, alas, the infatuation was not to last as I moved onto Charisma Carpenter, then that actress who plays Anya for a little bit... well, pretty much the entire female side of the Buffy franchise had my eye at one time or another.

  • 20 - Eric Olsen

    Feb 02, 2005 at 8:18 pm

    even Kristie Swanson?

  • 21 - Economike

    Jun 28, 2006 at 7:04 pm

    Trying to find a dvd of los angeles punk band the Mau Mau's. Would appreciate any info you might have.

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