What in the name of bombastic pricks everywhere do people see in Donald Trump? Is humorless self-aggrandizement really that amusing? Are we to admire asshole businessmen for being asshole businessmen?
Usually when non-performers host Saturday Night Live, they set aside their egos - Rudy Giulliani, John McCain and Al Sharpton positively reveled in playing against type and lampooning their public selves. But Trump was just Trump hosting the show last night: smug, brittle with self-regard, humorlessly pimping for The Apprentice and his new book, Trump: How to Win Friends and Influence People By Being a Dick, or something like that.
Trump just couldn't get away from being Trump, even for an hour-and-a-half, and that just shows how small he really is. That pinched face, that ugly accent, that fur coat on his forehead: you're fired, buttplug.
It sure was great to see Toots and the Maytals cooking with gas, though - I am deeply gratified to see Toots finally get some star treatment here in the states at the age of 58. His new album, True Love, features re-recordings of some of his greatest hits with a constellation of guest stars: Ryan Adams, Trey Anastasio, Jeff Beck, Ken Boothe, Marcia Griffiths, Eric Clapton, Bootsy Collins, The Roots, Ben Harper, Terry Hall, The Skatalites, Willie Nelson, No Doubt, Bonnie Raitt, Keith Richards, Shaggy, Rahzel, U-Roy, Bunny Wailer and Rachael Yamagata.
Toots is on tour right now:
4/4 Tuxedo Junction Danbury, CT
4/5 State Theatre Portland, ME
4/7 "Volvo For Life" Awards Times Square, NY
4/10 Enmore Theatre Syndey, NSW Australia
4/11 Palace Entertainment Complex Melbourne, VIC Australia
4/12 East Coast Blues & Roots Music Festival Byron Bay, NSW, Australia
4/14 Starlight Ballroom Wellington, New Zealand
4/15 Logan Campbell Centre Auckland, New Zealand
4/17 Reggae Festival Kuende Beach, Noumea, New Caledonia
4/20 Orpheum Theatre Flagstaff, AZ
4/21 City Limits (formerly Backstage) Tucson, AZ
4/22 Sunshine Theater Albuquerque, NM
4/23 Fox Theatre & Cafe Boulder, CO
4/24 Colorado College - Armstrong Hall Colorado Springs, CO
4/25 Aggie Theater Ft.Collins - CO
4/27 Suede Park City, UT
4/28 The Big Easy Boise, ID
4/29 The Big Easy Concert House Spokane, WA
4/30 University Center Ballroom Missoula, MT
5/1 Experience Music Project Sky Church Seattle, WA
5/3 Showbox Seattle, OR
5/4 Roseland Theatre Portland, OR
5/5 The Jungle Eugene, OR
5/6 Mateel Community Center Eureka (Redway), CA
5/7 The Independant San Francisco, CA
5/8 The Independant San Francisco, CA
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Article comments
1 - Jim Carruthers
How about Ben Harper's killer steel guitar work? Was that amazing or what?
I couldn't believe Trump wasn't a made up character. Just a made-up not funny character.
2 - Rodney Welch
I laughed all the way through that show. Trump spoofed himself well.
3 - Rodney Welch
I laughed all the way through that show. Trump spoofed himself well. But it was great to see Toots, Boots, and the Roots.
4 - Natalie Davis
Thanks for giving Toots his propers. Glad to see the rest of the world catching on. But come on, you gotta admit the sight of Trump wearing that yellow suit and dancing with the chickens was a hoot.
5 - Eric Olsen
I kept nodding off, maybe I missed that part.
6 - Jim Carruthers
Trump's Hot Wings was funny (and of course they located it near the Al Sharpton franchise) in New Jersey.
But really, how can someone be that much of a clown and live with himself (oh, wait, being obscenely rich).
But wasn't Toots just the bomb? And Bootsy baby? So is he just doing appearances with his costume and glasses?
7 - Al Barger
Trump humorless? Come on buddy, lighten up. The business on Regis where he's manipulating ratings second-to-second by hiding his face from the camera- that was priceless.