dig, this, man

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• 1 - Al Barger

  Nov 11, 2003 at 1:58 am

  Man, dig it, what if Carruthers actually had an actual political THOUGHT, rather than just mindless name calling?
  
  Note that mere name calling has proven UTTERLY ineffective in stopping people from coming to kill us.
  
  Kill the SOBs, however, seems to slow them down considerably.

• 2 - JR

  Nov 11, 2003 at 11:08 am

  Kill the SOBs, eh? Yeah, that's one way to slow down the corporate looters.
  

• 3 - Al Barger

  Nov 11, 2003 at 11:52 am

  Again with the mindless and utterly irrelevant name calling.

• 4 - Jim Carruthers

  Nov 11, 2003 at 12:30 pm

  Obviously it bothers you Al that some people don't buy the propaganda, erm, "news".
  
  Tell me, have you ever blah'd a blah-blah?
  
  Lenny Bruce was one fucked up cat, but, dig it, he really nailed the hypocrisy of public language, which makes your accusations of namecalling sort of puzzling.
  
  So, if we don't shut up are you going to put us in the "axis of evil"?
  
  Considering how badly the Bush junta abuses language and utilizes dis-information, I wonder who is thinking about politics. Myself, I'm with the dope fiends and strippers.
  
  And how's that secret war in Columbia going, anyways?

• 5 - Jim Carruthers

  Nov 11, 2003 at 1:47 pm

  Today the role of Jerry Lundegaard will be played by Al Barger, poorly, as he tries to conflate an imperialist war into self-defence and the US public gets boned by the cabal.
  
  

  
  JERRY'S CUBICLE
  
  Jerry re-enters.
  
  JERRY
  Well, he never done this before,
  but seein' as it's special
  circumstances and all, he says I
  can knock one hunnert off that
  TruCoat.
  
  CUSTOMER
  One hundred! You lied to me, Mr.
  Lundegaard. You're a bald-faced
  liar!
  
  Jerry sits staring at his lap.
  
  CUSTOMER
  ... A fucking liar -
  
  WIFE
  Bucky, please!
  
  Jerry mumbles into his lap:
  
  JERRY
  One hunnert's the best we can
  do here.
  
  CUSTOMER
  Oh, for Christ's sake, where's my
  goddamn checkbook. Let's get this
  over with.
  

• 6 - Jim Carruthers

  Nov 11, 2003 at 3:27 pm

  Hey, buddy, bring it on, oh, wait, no.
  
  

  
  "The Americans are actually running the security operation in London as well... I'm getting a bit alarmed about the degree of invasion of our capital by the Americans.
  
  "The idea of closing off large parts of London to ensure that President Bush is taken well away from any protests or demonstrators seems a little insensitive and an enormous inconvenience to an awful lot of people."