Speaking of boobs, Shaggy was your musical guest this evening. I have to admit to spacing out during this segment. I imagine you did much the same. Sorry, I don't find him to be very inspiring or particularly entertaining. I'd rather go out dancing with my new gay white man-friend who dances like a fucktard than listen to an entire Shaggy song.
Sigh. Our hour was up entirely too soon. But, I have to get back to my editing duties anyway. In addition to editing for BlogCritics, I've taken on photo editing duties for the Boobiethon this year. If you call me, I'll give you a sneak peak. But, you'd also have to come over and play with my cartouche.
The rest of the week is looking good! Maria Bello, Jennifer Coolidge, Fran Drescher, Robert David Hall, Toni Collette, and Robert Plant & The Strange Sensations, plus many others. I'm looking forward to our date tomorrow night, my dear, because I got a black belt in keepin' it real, Craiggles.
Your cheeky wee monkey and naughty little minx,
Joanie
Joan Hunt is a writer/editor for BlogCritics. She lives many miles safely south of Los Angeles and CBS Studios. She likes kilts and men who wear them. Her fascination and adoration of Craig Ferguson is little more than silly fantasy, with a dash of lust, the likes of which are common amongst single 39 year-old women. She's also discovered that she can't find more quality photos of Craig by simply repeating his name with great her Scottish accent while Googling.
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1 - Cerulean
As he contemplates a restraining order :-)
2 - Cerulean
I'm not a Bonaduce fan but there's a recent pic of him with his shirt off and damn! He has a good body, especially for a middle-aged drug addict.
3 - Joanie
But, he has those freakishly skinny forearms! They totally gross me out. Ewww!
Now, Craig's arms...I like those just as they are. He doesn't gross me out at all.
4 - Cerulean
I only saw good muscles on Bonaduce and I'm not partisan. I haven't seen Craig's arms but we could have him and Danny arm wrestle in you like.
5 - Joanie
I'll skip the arm wrestling. Do you think we could talk Craig into a little mud wrestling, though? Not with Bonaduce, with me.
6 - Cerulean
Who has more muscles, you are him?
7 - Joanie
Does it really matter? I'd just turn to jelly in his presence anyway.