On discussing his new show. Breaking Bonaduce, Danny said that he broke a coffee mug over his head to illustrate to his therapist how he "gets that" but not [tapping his heart] "this". Completely understandable, if you ask me. We all pretty much get the real, physical sensations but often fail to understand the inner workings that shape who we are. Still, I was rather surprised when he confessed to using his sole ten minute phone call each day to call his producers and not his wife. Sad.
Speaking of Danny's wife, I find it amazing that she's stayed with him for 15 years. It took her that long to tell him she wanted a divorce, which resulted in him slitting his wrists to prove that her leaving was akin to a death sentence. He admits that he's crazy, but not necessarily in a bad way. Um, okay. You know what is crazy? His arms. He's turning himself into a Lucky Vanous-forearm guy. That's insane! C'mon, surely you noticed those silly little girly forearms of his. You were sitting right next to him!
I don't understand why bodybuilders allow the girly forearm thing to happen. They have those massive biceps and strong looking hands - separated by twiggy sections of forearm! It's gross, totally gross. I'm just saying.
Oh well, time to move on to Diane Farr. I miss her shorter, darker hair from her Loveline and Drew Carey Show days. She's on Numbers now. [Note: The turquoise ring on her index finger was distracting and unattractive.] Diane talked about how an actress often tends to bond more with the crew than she does with her co-star during sex scenes for a movie. I can't say that I've ever encountered that problem. I mean, when you use a tripod and serve as your own director, there's really no one else to bond with besides your co-star.
Craig, this is such a silly question, but, darling, what's the bracelet on your right wrist about? It wasn't yellow enough to be a LiveStrong bauble. Tell me. It'll be our little secret.
Anyhow, back to movie love scenes. Okay, maybe not. I think I made my point. However, I will mention that I really don't like how my breasts look on film. Photos are fine, but movies? No. You don't mind, do you? And since we're on the subject of breasts, it's time to remind you that the Boobiethon kicks off on October 1.
Article comments
1 - Cerulean
As he contemplates a restraining order :-)
2 - Cerulean
I'm not a Bonaduce fan but there's a recent pic of him with his shirt off and damn! He has a good body, especially for a middle-aged drug addict.
3 - Joanie
But, he has those freakishly skinny forearms! They totally gross me out. Ewww!
Now, Craig's arms...I like those just as they are. He doesn't gross me out at all.
4 - Cerulean
I only saw good muscles on Bonaduce and I'm not partisan. I haven't seen Craig's arms but we could have him and Danny arm wrestle in you like.
5 - Joanie
I'll skip the arm wrestling. Do you think we could talk Craig into a little mud wrestling, though? Not with Bonaduce, with me.
6 - Cerulean
Who has more muscles, you are him?
7 - Joanie
Does it really matter? I'd just turn to jelly in his presence anyway.