I wish I had a way to link to his work. I wish I had a way of finding out when he's performing nearby. I would definitely go see him.
Craigsy, thank you for being my sane little late night pal. I would have gone crazy without you. I mean, it's difficult to sit and edit photos of breasts for hours and not become a little desensitized to the glory of them. You helped me through it. Thank you, my darling. Shall we plan on meeting again tomorrow? Yes? Well, if you insist.
Until then...this has been your cheeky wee monkey and naughty little minx,
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson airs weeknights on CBS, 12:30AM, Pacific
Note about the author: Her fascination and adoration of Craig Ferguson is little more than silly fantasy, with a dash of lust, the likes of which are common amongst single 39 year-old women. She lives many miles safely south of Los Angeles and CBS Studios. She would like to inform the world at large to heed this warning: If someone dumps a full bag of your sunflower seeds all over the floor, don't bother trying to save them. You'll end up with a mouthful of carpet fluff and, let's face it, no one wants to earn a reputation as a carpet muncher from something like that. Equally important, if you're going to be eating sunflower seeds, one should have plenty of fluids on hand to help mitigate the salty tongue syndrome that develops after powering through all those seeds. Be honest, here - you can't eat just one.