I wish I had a way to link to his work. I wish I had a way of finding out when he's performing nearby. I would definitely go see him.
Craigsy, thank you for being my sane little late night pal. I would have gone crazy without you. I mean, it's difficult to sit and edit photos of breasts for hours and not become a little desensitized to the glory of them. You helped me through it. Thank you, my darling. Shall we plan on meeting again tomorrow? Yes? Well, if you insist.
Until then...this has been your cheeky wee monkey and naughty little minx,
Joanie
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson airs weeknights on CBS, 12:30AM, Pacific
Note about the author: Her fascination and adoration of Craig Ferguson is little more than silly fantasy, with a dash of lust, the likes of which are common amongst single 39 year-old women. She lives many miles safely south of Los Angeles and CBS Studios. She would like to inform the world at large to heed this warning: If someone dumps a full bag of your sunflower seeds all over the floor, don't bother trying to save them. You'll end up with a mouthful of carpet fluff and, let's face it, no one wants to earn a reputation as a carpet muncher from something like that. Equally important, if you're going to be eating sunflower seeds, one should have plenty of fluids on hand to help mitigate the salty tongue syndrome that develops after powering through all those seeds. Be honest, here - you can't eat just one.
Article comments
1 - Lisa McKay
Thanks for these, Joanie! They make me laugh and they make up for the fact that I can't stay up much past 11:30.
2 - Leo
Joan, you are a great read. Love your humor. Believe it? I just found your blog! Your style just fits the flow of Craig's show. I'm sure you'll agree that Craig is the best to come along ever in that talk show seat. No script. Wow! The man is a genius. According to our pal Google News, Craig and Sharon are said to be an item. Buy it?
L
3 - Heather
Last nights show was really good. There were so many honest moments and real jokes. I really like it when he's so chatty.
Thanks for the recap. :)
4 - Temple Stark
Hover my craft.
delightful. ...
The rest is just scary stuff :-)
5 - Joanie
I'm glad you're all enjoying.
Leo, thanks...obviously I'm trying to have as much fun as possible.
Temple, you have to see it to understand how funny it all is, especially on a show like last night's. Honestly, the man is a genius! How do you make addiction funny? Let Craig play with it!
Lisa and Heather, Thank you!
6 - Bob A. Booey
Dr. Drew is way too much of a media whore -- what was up with him playing the Olsen twins' dad in that movie that bombed and the constant attempts to get on TV for any silly reason? I still remember when he whored himself out to be on Big Brother and commented on how the guests were interacting, calling it "really very moving." Ugh.
But he's a pretty smart guy who probably means well, although I think the medium swallows his message whole in most cases. And I respect him way more than Dr. Phil, Dr. Laura, John Gray and all the other phony mental health professionals out there because Dr. Drew is an actual physician, an MD with years of clinical experience in treating addiction and not just some idiot voice of moral judgment in the media restating the obvious.
That is all.
7 - Joanie
Bob, thank you. That's the first comment I've seen from you that was devoid of sexual innuendo or cursing. I'm impressed.
As for all the TV pop psychologists, I like Dr. Drew best. He's the most real of the bunch. Send me a comment with a real email and I'll provide you with a link to the FUNNIEST Dr. Phil post you'll ever read.
8 - Butch Bradley
Joanie
Thanks for the kind words! I would love you to come catch me at the laugh factory. my site will be down for a quick mi ute but its butchbradley.com .
Have a great one
Butch Bradley
9 - Joanie
Butch, you rocked, dude! I can't wait to see you perform a full show. Check your email for more effusive praise and totally sincere ass kissing.
10 - Gladys
Hi Craig
I was just wondering if your couch ever arrived? You made such a big production of how long it takes to deliver a couch.
Thanks
LOVE YOUR SHOW
GLADYS
11 - Ruth
Hey Craig,
Love your stlye and many other talents, hell your laugh and smile make it a brighter day.
Thanks,
Ruth
12 - carol chase
As craig is what I look forward to on
late late night, How can I contact him.
I sent him a cheeky wee monkey and I
never received a reply.
Carol Chase