Holy sweet mother of dipping Achilles — Brad and Angelina may or may not be on the rocks! They are, according to Aussie tab-rag New Weekly.
With Jolie, 30, just weeks away from squirting out what could be the Best Looking Human Ever, "insiders" say endless arguments over "Ange’s" inability to commit to a wedding date have "finally pushed Brad into leaving."
“Brad and Ange have been fighting like cat and dog,” reports the rag. “Over where to have the baby, over whether Angelina should continue to fly and also over her thinness.”
She does look mighty scrawny in that pic — eat some of whatever Britney's eating, woman.
While other sources have Pitt, 42, not out the door but relegated to the couch of the couple's Paris apartment, all agree the large-lipped, eight-month pregnant "Mrs Smith" refuses to be pinned down on a wedding date and that that is the main source of friction.
“He’s getting calls from his mom Jane, who thinks no baby should be born out of wedlock,” says NM's source. “Brad wants to nail a date in Italy, but feels Ange is skirting around the issue.”
Another "insider" says, “Ange has been putting up obstacle after obstacle and it’s clear to Brad she’s not just stalling anymore. She doesn’t seem to have any intention of marrying him any time soon.”
Like covalent bonding, when stars hook up the resulting cultural charge can be exponential to the individuals' separate wattage, as witnessed by Pitt's pairings with first Jennifer Aniston and now Angelina Jolie. I mean Jessica Simpson was a C-lister and Nick Lachey ("I was the co-lead singer of 98 Degrees!") couldn't find a freaking list prior to Newlyweds, but the amps fly even bigger and hotter if the relationship is imperiled by the vicissitudes of the showbiz life and the temptations of uncontainable image projection.
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Article comments
1 - Dawn
You, know I have given this subject a lot of thought. I have pondered every nuance and savored all the tidbits of news and my assessment is: "Angelina is an old-fashioned style husband-stealing, hussified tramp."
Seriously, she deserves a fair amount of scorn, including a big fat H on her chest. I don't much care who screws who in Hollywood - but the bitch won't even marry Brad after stealing him from Jennifer.
That's just wasteful and selfish.
2 - Dawn
I do like that mini-pic of Paris Hilton slurping down a spleef though.
And who is that handsome man at the bottom of this article. Is he another movie star?
Stunning is his pulchritude.
3 - Eric Olsen
thanks Dawn, you are my most prolific and kindest commenter. I agree: she perhaps did it to see if she could, and then when she found she could she grew bored.
I, for one, could easily resist the bony bitch.
4 - Christopher Rose
Apologies Olsenistas but I must demur.
Angelina Jolie here, Cameron Diaz there, sexy chat busting out all over Blogcritics... Spring has most definitely sprung!
*howls like a wolf*
5 - Eric Olsen
so THAT's what it is - I noticed comments were way up
6 - Dawn
What did you say Eric? I was distracted by the stunning handsomeness of that guy that I missed what you were saying.
CR - a good friend of mine has a nice spring saying "Hooray, Hooray the first of May, outdoor screwing begins today."
Use it if you must.
7 - Christopher Rose
LOL. Thanks Dawn, but I'm a man of action not words - and here down south we've been at it for weeks already!
8 - Dawn
I hope the foliage down south provides more coverage than the current state of affairs up north.
9 - Eric Olsen
warm but wet this morning
10 - jozeph goldberg
jenn jenn is way better off without brad. your an idiot if you blame angela. i want another tomb raider. people who point fingers about things they know nothing about are boneheads. besides, jolie or jen? um no contest. jon voigt had it right.
11 - Eric Olsen
Jozeph, the seeds of your undoing are planted in your own comment
12 - Heloise
How come it's the beautiful one's who can't act? Just wondering.
Heloise